Tag: cindy mccain

This time we'll burn the GAY witches!

Good Christians To Smoke All The Homosexuals Out Of 2016 Candidates’ Hidey-Holes

It's very tough to be a "family values" conservative these days! The Republican Party, for many years now, has viewed its wingnut anti-gay base as A Great Big Useful Idiot, so they all have a contest to see who can...

Forget Bushes And Clintons: John McCain Will Start Dynasty With ‘Illegitimate Son’ Lindsey Graham

Southern gentleman and South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham appeared on "Meet the Press" on Sunday -- guess John McCain was busy blah blahing on all the other Sunday shows -- to say that he is definitely considering running for...

Cindy McCain, Philanthropist & Humanitarian, Simply Loves This Weather!

Wanted-to-be-FLOTUS Cindy McCain took a break Monday evening from her important work of being a Humanitarian and Philanthropist who Cares Deeply About Refugees to let us know that she's having the time of her life in SUNNY SAN DIEGO,...

John McCain: I Was Against the War on Women After I Was For It

Hooray, you guys, "Country First" John McCain can now go back to being America's Sweetheart Divorced Husband! Having just a few weeks ago voted for the Blunt Amendment -- that stupid thing that Mitch McConnell got a boner for,...

Cindy McCain Criticizes Husband On Gay Stuff Or Whatever

Cindy McCain was allowed to be part of the NOH8 campaign because she was sort of part of the 2008 election, we guess, the election in which Proposition 8 was passed. So she thinks gays should have some rights...

You Still Have John McCain To Kick Around, Forever

America's new Robert Byrd is John McCain, who will never be voted out of the Senate because Arizona Republicans are also too old and confused and stupid to know what's happening, ever. Hooray for the ex-Maverick! It only cost...

Cindy McCain Wants You To Sign John McCain’s Last Birfday Card

"Today, I am writing to request your help. John's birthday is on August 29th, and I very much want you and many of his other loyal friends and supporters to be part of the celebration." YOU MEAN WE GET...

Not Even Wonkett Thinks This Picture Is Funny, Cindy McCain!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Cindy McCain came out in favor of gay marriage and John McCain decided it was the last straw and he committed her and they're keeping her in a padded cell and this is what she looks like now...

You Internet People Are *Torturing* Cindy McCain!

Cut it out, Wonkett! Cindy McCain's really really upset. She gave an interview to People about her barfy headaches and said funny things and all *you* people did was LAUGH at these funny things. Now she is raising an...

Did The Migraines Get Actionable Intelligence When They Tortured Cindy McCain?

Ooh, an interesting interview with Cindy McCain in the latest issue of The New Yorker!... wait... the latest issue of People magazine! We learn a number of things in this feature, "Cindy McCain's Secret Struggle with Migraines," most notably...

Shadow Figure(s) Behind ‘Wonkett’ Revealed

Your 24-hour Cindy McCain news network brings you this Hot Tip regarding the whereabouts and identity of the mysterious "Wonkett": It could be any number of sick and depraved individuals scattered across the country. Part-time police composite artist Lauri...

Hey Everyone, You Can Sign John McCain’s Birthday Card With A Personal Message!

O Holy Day, look what just dropped in ye olde "Wonkett" tips box! Cougs is back for more: "Will you follow this link to sign the birthday card? There's even a special space to leave a personal message of...

Cindy McCain Has An Observation, On Twitter

Hiya, Cougs! "Everything?" Hard to say. But the McCain Family's illiterate psychobabble, on Twitter? Always! Jesus. Why won't these satire sites GROW UP AND GET SERIOUS?

Cindy ‘Cougs’ McCain Loves Those San Diego Soldier Boys

Political wife person Cindy McCain is summering at her home in Coronado ("fancy San Diego")... right next a huge base of sexy sexy Navy boys! Miss Cindy posted this naughty pic on her Twitter with the message, "The Navy...

WHO IS THIS DEPENDENT CHILD? Now what is this we see in the Senate financial disclosures: "Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) and his wife, Cindy, owe more than $15,000 on a joint credit card that is charging 25 percent interest;...

Meghan McCain Grills Mother Cindy In Stunning Interview

Like many unemployed Americans, "first daughter" Meghan McCain now blogs for The Daily Beast. Tapping deep into her journalistic Rolodex of sources, she was able to score an interview with John McCain's second and current wife, Cindy! Meghan uses...