Tag Archives: cigars

  Obama Seeks Kennedyesque Image; Will Call It 'Cuber'

Fidel Castro Is Your New President, America!

Thought about 'shopping Obama's face in there, but nahhh
The Obama administration announced today what it calls the most significant changes in 50 years to American policy toward Cuba, including the normalization of diplomatic relations, increased trade and easier travel, and a review of Cuba’s listing as a state sponsor of terrorism. But no, you aren’t going to be buying Cohibas at your neighborhood Walgreens anytime soon. It’s always about cigars with you people, jesus. Read more on Fidel Castro Is Your New President, America!…
  Close But No Cigars

Ferguson P.D. Now Trying To Pin Robbery On Michael Brown. This Should Go Well. (Updated)

Odd how these images just turned up the day the officer was named
The police in Ferguson, Missouri, had a whole bunch of “supplementary information” for reporters today when they identified the police officer who shot Michael Brown. And in that packet were some photos and a police report on a convenience store robbery that occurred minutes before Brown was shot. The official narrative is now that officer Darren Wilson was responding to a convenience store robbery when he stopped Brown, grabbed him through the window of his SUV, and then the two either wrestled over Wilson’s gun OR Brown tried to not get pulled through the window of a police SUV, after which Brown was shot to death. Something along those lines. Read more on Ferguson P.D. Now Trying To Pin Robbery On Michael Brown. This Should Go Well. (Updated)…
  no fatties

Journey To The Center Of The Derp: Ted Nugent Tries To Mash All Wingnut Buttons At Once

Ted Nugent. Yes Ted Nugent and do not start yelling lovely commenters, because maybe he says this crazy shit all of the time, but this time he has joined up for an interview with a radio talking guy who is just as wingnutted and wrong as him, and they hit every single rile-up-a-redneck-talking point there is for all wingnuttery forever and maybe NOW they will shut up? (They will not shut up.) But still, this is a good link to keep for the next time there’s a chance to play Wingnut Bingo. National Rifle Association board member Ted Nugent made inflammatory comments about President Obama and said Cubans “haven’t figured out personal hygiene” during an appearance on an online radio show hosted by 9/11 truther and conspiracy theorist Pete Santilli. Santilli, who has promoted conspiracy theories relating to the December 14 massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School that left 20 children and six educators dead, does little to hide the fact that he is a conspiracy theorist. The recorded introduction to his radio show says that it is broadcast from “FEMA region nine” and that the show’s purpose is to counter “the New World Order, the global elite and their eugenics agenda.” All right! This sounds like this should be fantastic! Get ready, as Nugent brings on the perfect storm of crazy, a whirling all-encompassing final theory of everything – he’s got your Godwin, Sandy Hook, NRA, fucktard radio host, sexism, xenophobia and fat-shaming! Read more on Journey To The Center Of The Derp: Ted Nugent Tries To Mash All Wingnut Buttons At Once…
  Ayn Rand's Adventures In Wonderland

Thrills, Baby, Thrills: Ayn Rand In The 21st Century

Greetings, collectivist parasites! Ayn is back again in our amazing 6th chapter of Ayn Rand Adventures. If this is your first time checking in on Ayn, read from the beginning, or check the archive, where you can catch up before vomiting with your eyes. Read more on Thrills, Baby, Thrills: Ayn Rand In The 21st Century…
 

Wonkette Party Crash: CEI Awards, Part Two

As we previously mentioned, last night Team Wonkette attended the annual CEI Dinner. We’ve already given you some great photos from the event. Now we provide you with this more detailed write-up of the proceedings, as promised. All in all, it was an excellent evening. P.J. O’Rourke was in funny, fine form. The liquor flowed liberally, and the after-party featured free cigars and cigarettes (plus scrumptious chocolate eclairs). And did we mention the dancing libertarians? What more can one ask for? Our full take on the evening, including more excellent pictures by Liz Gorman, appears after the jump. Read more on Wonkette Party Crash: CEI Awards, Part Two…
 

Wonkette Party Crash: CEI Awards, Part One

The CEI logo features a globe finally freed of the poisonous, deadly “O-Zone Layer” Last night, Wonkette headed down to the Competitive Enterprise Institute’s Awards Dinner, at the Capitol Hill Hyatt Regency. Enjoy these pictures from noted Internet Celebrity Liz Gorman, Intrepid Girl Reporter, after the jump. A more detailed write-up TK. Read more on Wonkette Party Crash: CEI Awards, Part One…