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Daily Caller Comes Roaring Into 1950s, Starts Reviewing Cigarettes
The Daily Caller’s editorial ethos is growing clearer by the day. They are distrustful of black teenagers and loose women, for starters, and this weekend they also covered how hot it is when women ski in bikinis and which whiskies to buy that will “impress the hell out of the boozehound in your life.” Basically, [...]
FDA’s Cigarette Package Plan To Feature Cool Death Images
Cigarettes are going to cease to exist forever because the FDA has unveiled new, scarier anti-smoking warnings that will cover 50% of the front of cigarette packaging. But because these warning pictures were made by bureaucrats, they’re not actually that scary. Where’s the photo of a cigarette chopping a guy’s dick in half? C’mon, government. [...]
David Paterson Tries To Smite Native Americans With Mean Cigarette Tax
Why did David Paterson try to force Native American peoples to pay lots of extra taxes just for selling delicious cigarettes to the white man? Sounds sort of racist and illegal! federal judge temporarily blocked Governor Paterson’s plans to drum up an additional $200 million in state revenue by forcing Native American tribes to pay [...]
Oh And Did We Mention How Hilarious John McCain’s ‘Wisecrack’ Was?
Ha ha ha, John McCain made an ungodly horrific “joke” yesterday that you’ve probably already noticed. When a reporter asked him about an increase in American cigarette exports to Iran, phunny humorist McCain responded, “Maybe that’s a way of killing them.” It’s amazing because this Very Dark Humor implies that killing innocent civilians is the [...]
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