Why is everyone so upset about the plight of Soviet jewelry?
Donald Trump will soon reveal the real hacker was Professor Plum, in the library, with a MacBook.
The award nobody wants goes to a man nobody likes.
If you had a schedule this busy, you would cancel press conferences about your conflicts of interest too!
STFU, Kellyanne Conway.
Ooh, things are getting interesting!
Carly Fiorina will make up the best possible intelligence America could ever want.
John Bolton thinks we shouldn't hastily assume the Russians hacked U.S. elections, so he hastily assumed Barack Obama is lying.
Mitch McConnell knows who is to blame for Russia hacking the Democrats. Would you guess ... BARACK OBAMA?
Donald Trump doesn't need intelligence briefings, since it's all just the same blah blah blah all the time, and he has rallies to hold.
Donald Trump wants to know why nobody brought up Russian hackers before the election. Asked and answered!
Nothing to see here, move along please, Make America Great Again.
What Donald Trump sees when he gets on Twitter is ... uh ... we can't even.
Intelligence is overrated. If we wanted a smart president, more of us would have voted for Clinton.