Carly Fiorina will make up the best possible intelligence America could ever want.
John Bolton thinks we shouldn't hastily assume the Russians hacked U.S. elections, so he hastily assumed Barack Obama is lying.
Mitch McConnell knows who is to blame for Russia hacking the Democrats. Would you guess ... BARACK OBAMA?
Donald Trump doesn't need intelligence briefings, since it's all just the same blah blah blah all the time, and he has rallies to hold.
Donald Trump wants to know why nobody brought up Russian hackers before the election. Asked and answered!
Nothing to see here, move along please, Make America Great Again.
What Donald Trump sees when he gets on Twitter is ... uh ... we can't even.
Intelligence is overrated. If we wanted a smart president, more of us would have voted for Clinton.
It's time to see who's actually going to be a patriotic American statesman around here.
A robocall going out to Utah voters says independent candidate Evan McMullin has two lesbians for mommies and likes men in the sexual way!
Donald Trump only says Hillary's emails are 'worse than Watergate' because he and his idiot followers have no idea what 'Watergate' is.
Guess this is just what happens when you allow the world to be ruled by Obama's Army of Beyoncés. :(
The President of the Philippines seems determined to apply Godwin's Law to himself.
Bet you never saw that coming!
This is all probably Hillary Clinton's fault somehow.