The asshole doesn't fall far from the tree.
We root for Heather Nauert's success, while 100% expecting her failure.
You know who ELSE was a career civil servant respected by their peers?
Now Devin Nunes can just obstruct justice for Donald Trump full time! LOL just kidding he was already doing that.
Meet your new secretary of State, Mike Pompeo! He's the same incompetent piece of shit Trump slut he's always been.
Another day, another story of GUESS WHAT ROBERT MUELLER IS DOING!
How's this for a bipartisan effort?
Another mass school shooting, Grassley says the coverup part out loud, and Dreamers are hanging on the edge of forever. Your morning news brief.
Can't wait for Nunes's #HOTTAKE on this one!
Trump defends a serial wife beater, the military takes a golden shower, and Devin Nunes launches his very 'alt-news' site. Your morning news brief!
HANNITY'S SHOW GONNA BE LIT TONIGHT, Y'ALL!
There's a perfectly treasonable, err, reasonable explanation for all of this.
LOOK HOW MANY STORIES WE WROTE ABOUT RUSSIA THIS YEAR, OH MY GOD.
Congress averts a shutdown (for now), Miss America is full of assholes, and a special delivery for Papa John.
A Fox lady gives Rupert Murdoch a FUCKING EARFUL, Republican tax fuckery hits another snag, and the GOP has record LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.
Trump's trying to build his own secret Team America to run around and kidnap terrorists by using Iraq War and Iran-Contra rejects.