Tag: CIA

The Twitter Donald Trump Sees Is The Best Twitter, So Luxurious, Just Tremendous

What Donald Trump sees when he gets on Twitter is ... uh ... we can't even.

Donald Trump Skips Security Briefings, Gets Intel From InfoWars, Broadcasts In Teeth

Intelligence is overrated. If we wanted a smart president, more of us would have voted for Clinton.

Team Of Evils: Trump CIA Pick Mike Pompeo Also Complete Dick

BENGHAZI!!!!!!!!111!!!
Celing Putin is watching you masturbate

Will Congress Investigate Russian Meddling In Election If We Call It ‘Hillary Clinton’?

It's time to see who's actually going to be a patriotic American statesman around here.

White Nationalist Dude Pretty Sure Evan McMullin Is Secret Gay Homosexual Spy

A robocall going out to Utah voters says independent candidate Evan McMullin has two lesbians for mommies and likes men in the sexual way!

Guy Who Did Watergate Says Hillary Clinton’s Yoga Emails Actually Nothing Like Watergate

Donald Trump only says Hillary's emails are 'worse than Watergate' because he and his idiot followers have no idea what 'Watergate' is.

Sucks How Secret CIA Spy Anderson Cooper Plans To Rig Second Debate For Hillary Clinton

Guess this is just what happens when you allow the world to be ruled by Obama's Army of Beyoncés. :(
Man has got to have a code.

Filipino Donald Trump OK With Being Called ‘Hitler,’ As Long As He Slaughters The Right People

The President of the Philippines seems determined to apply Godwin's Law to himself.

Did Colin Powell Lead Hillary Clinton Into Life Of Dirty Email Crime? MAYBE!

This is all probably Hillary Clinton's fault somehow.
It's been a while since we've used this!

Donald Trump 90% Wrong At Commander-In-Chief Forum, Exceeds Expectations

Donald Trump dumped out even more concentrated stupid than usual at MSNBC's 'Commander-in-Chief Forum' Wednesday. But he didn't scream, so maybe he looked presidential.

Donald Trump’s Russian Buddies Probably So Excited About Trump’s First Classified Intelligence Briefing!

Could Trump's national security briefing end up leaking state secrets to Russia? MAYBE.

Why Can’t Man-Baby Donald Trump Use Nuclear Weapons, WHY WHY WHY??? A Wonksplainer

Trump reportedly asked a foreign policy expert THREE TIMES IN ONE HOUR why he's not allowed to nuke everything. THREE TIMES.
Go nuts

Here Are Your Missing 28 Pages Of The 9/11 Report, Truthers, You’re Welcome To Them

Are you a person who can do the critical thinking? Do you prefer evidence to supposition when forming conclusions? Well, then, congratulations to you, smarty-pants, YOU do not have to read the 28 pages held back from the 9/11...
Go see it, it's good!

U.S., Russia Engage In Cold War Cosplay, Tears For Fears Reunion Next

Unlike many fanbois of a certain age, we are not opposed to Hollywood show biz remaking stuff we liked from back when we had a narrow waist and somewhat more/better hair. Lady Ghostbusters, sure! An actual transsexual Dr. Frank-N-Furter, why not? But certain...
Winning the day.

House Republican Benghazi Report Fails To Convict Hillary Clinton Of Murder AGAIN

Who could have imagined the Benghazi investigation would have been a giant waste of all our time and money?