Tag: CIA

Screw the cookies. I want the Foreign Relations Committee

Torture’s Back, So Liz Cheney Called Rand Paul A Terrorist Symp (UPDATED)

The asshole doesn't fall far from the tree.

Fox News Idiot Heather Nauert Gets To Be Boss Of Three Bureaus At State Department, Yay!

We root for Heather Nauert's success, while 100% expecting her failure.

Is ‘Princess Black Sites’ Really The Best Person Trump Could Pick To Run The CIA?

You know who ELSE was a career civil servant respected by their peers?

House Intel Republicans All Finished Pretending To Investigate Russia Now

Now Devin Nunes can just obstruct justice for Donald Trump full time! LOL just kidding he was already doing that.

Take A Nap, Rex Tillerson, You Are No Longer Employed!

Meet your new secretary of State, Mike Pompeo! He's the same incompetent piece of shit Trump slut he's always been.

Robert Mueller Just Now Getting To The Fun Part Of His Investigation

Another day, another story of GUESS WHAT ROBERT MUELLER IS DOING!

Bullets Trump Thoughts, Prayers. Again. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 15, 2018

Another mass school shooting, Grassley says the coverup part out loud, and Dreamers are hanging on the edge of forever. Your morning news brief.
Go nuts

TFW You’re Trying To Buy Back Your Shit And They Hand You A Pee Tape

Can't wait for Nunes's #HOTTAKE on this one!

Trump Defends Wife Beaters. Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 12, 2018

Trump defends a serial wife beater, the military takes a golden shower, and Devin Nunes launches his very 'alt-news' site. Your morning news brief!

Fox News And GOP Jackholes Have New Conspiracy, And It Is That Barack Obama Was President


What Were All Those Russian Spy Chiefs Doing In Mike Pompeo’s Soup?

There's a perfectly treasonable, err, reasonable explanation for all of this.

The Year In The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Was Oh Who The Fuck Knows At This Point


NUTCRACKERS! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 22, 2017

Congress averts a shutdown (for now), Miss America is full of assholes, and a special delivery for Papa John.

Make ‘Duck & Cover’ Great Again. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 18, 2017

A Fox lady gives Rupert Murdoch a FUCKING EARFUL, Republican tax fuckery hits another snag, and the GOP has record LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump Trying To Build His Own Secret, Privatized CIA. What Could Go Right?

Trump's trying to build his own secret Team America to run around and kidnap terrorists by using Iraq War and Iran-Contra rejects.