Tag: chuck schumer

Dems Stop Being Pussies For Five Minutes, Promise To Dickslap This Neil Gorsuch Douche

Can't very well NOT oppose this corporate tool.

Paul Ryan, Donald Trump Promise If You Like Your Cancer, You Can Keep It

Letting insurance companies *not cover* your cancer isn't 'fun' for you? Well boo hoo.

Trump: No Muslim Ban, No Muslim Ban, YOU’RE A Muslim Ban!

This time for sure!

Donald Trump’s Sick Burns Are The Sickest Burns, Just Tremendous, You’ll Get Sick Of Burning

Trump tried to YA BURNT! Chuck Schumer. It didn't go well.

Intelligence Community Will See Donald Trump IN HELL

An unnamed senior intelligence official says Trump will 'die in jail.' Hoo boy.

Democrats Throw Pajama Party To Bitch About How Much They Hate This Chick ‘Betsy DeVos’

How much does Betsy DeVos suck? The Democrats decided to spend 24 hours reminding everybody how much.

Senate Democrats Announce Plan To Discover Own Balls, Gag Mitch McConnell With Them

Senate Democrats ready to filibuster the piss out of Trump's SCOTUS nominee on day one! SI SE PUEDE!

Trump’s LOW ENERGY Inauguration. Wonkagenda for Friday, January 20, 2016

Trump's can't fill his cabinet, EVERYONE is protesting, Colbert says #ThanksObama! Your morning news brief!
Bravely taking to his feet / He beat a very brave retreat

Obamacare Supporters Scare Colorado Republican Away, Hold Gross ‘Cough-In’ At Trump Restaurant

Kicking 20 million Americans off health insurance? Sickening.
Hope you've been making regular contributions to your health savings account...

Senate Dems Skip College Sportsball Game To Talk All Night About Obamacare. Is That Even Legal?

Senate Democrats held a talkathon to call attention to how Americans will be hurt if the ACA is repealed. Now get talking to your own senators and representatives.

Dem Leader Chuck Schumer Shows Signs Of Usefulness: Trolling Mitch McConnell To All Hell

Schumer came up with a fun and hilarious way to tell McConnell to eat a bag of dicks.

Hey Mitch McConnell, It’s Time For You To STFU Again

Mitch McConnell thinks Americans won't tolerate Democrats obstructing Trump's SCOTUS nominee. HAHAHAHAHAHA OK.

Elizabeth Warren And Pals Introduce Bill To F*ck Trump’s Rich Cabinet Right In The Ear

A clear message that Elizabeth Warren 'n' friends will be a HUGE pain in the ass for the Trump administration.

Harry Reid Has A Shy, Quiet Thing Or Two To Say To Donald Trump’s Russian Handlers

Harry Reid isn't done yelling at people, thank God.
happy holidays

Wells Fargo Apologizing For All The Fraud By Killing Customer Lawsuits

Wells Fargo SO regrets that its terrible local bankers stole from its customers by setting up unauthorized accounts for them, replete with all those yummy fees. The old CEO is sorry. The new CEO is sorry. Everyone is fucking...