Tag: chuck schumer

One Two Three Four Dems Declare A Class War!

What if... we really funded our schools adequately? Would the rich let us do that, please?
Have you ever REALLY LOOKED at your hand? Fascinating.

Pot Legalization Bills Big Today For Some Reason. Spring Weather, Probably.

Lots of completely unnecessary giggling today. Knock that off, you.
DOESN'T SAY LIES

James Comey Says Trump Is Stinky Pee-Obsessed Liar, So That’s Obviously FACTCHECK TRUE

We didn't think we were going to read this book, but now we think WE WILL!

Hey, Can Trump Un-Sign This Budget Bill He Signed? Asking For Donald Trump

Aw sad, Chuck and Nancy rolled the president. Again.

Happy 78th Birthday, Nancy Pelosi! Your Present Won’t Be Here Until November But It Is This Gavel

Let's end our day by recognizing Nancy Pelosi as the badass she is.

Your Weekly Top Ten Doesn’t Even Know What Day It Is Anymore

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Chuck Schumer Tells Trump To Stick The Border Wall Up His Culo Gordo

No More Mr. Nice Chuck

Counterpoint: Maybe Chuck Schumer ISN’T A Fucking Asshole Weakling That We Hate?

No, but seriously! WTF just happened with the shutdown?

Devin Nunes Won’t Show His Work. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 23, 2018

Shithole Shutdown splashes over everyone, Devin Nunes is trying to hide his paperwork, and net neutrality takes a couple steps forward. Your morning news brief.

Shep Smith Unites America In Laughter At Ted Cruz’s Lying Dickface

Ted Cruz IS the Memory Hole. And another kind, too.

Cruel Evil Democrats Didn’t Let Trump Go To His President Party!

All shutdown and no golf makes Donnie a dull boy. More of a dull boy.

Shutdown Shitshow Draws Huge Ratings And Ruins Trump’s Plan To Party At Mar-a-lago

White House Apprentice spin-off series drags on as Republicans try to vote Mexican kids off the island.