Tag: chuck schumer

Senate Dems Demand Republicans Show Ingredients Of Trumpcare Shit Sandwich

Let's watch some highlights of Senate Democrats saying HELL NO to the Republicans' terrible secret 'healthcare' bill.

You’re All Making Princess Ivanka SO Sad! Wonkagenda for Mon., June 12, 2017

The Senate Intel Committee wants to hear from everyone, DC and Maryland are suing Trump, and Princess Ivanka has a sad. Your morning news brief!

Al Franken’s Senate Memoir Has Buttload Of Gravitas

You should buy this book. That's the tl;dr version.

Know Your Wrays: Fay Was In ‘King Kong,’ Chris Is Trump’s FBI Nominee

Not included: any discussion of William Wegman's Weimaraner Fay Ray.

That Time James Comey Kicked George W. Bush’s Ass On Warrantless Spying

Donald Trump seems to be the only person surprised to learn James Comey kept notes on their conversations.

Congress Wants Trump’s ‘Tapes,’ If There Are Any ‘Tapes’ (Are There ‘Tapes’?)

It's like 1974 all over again! Do we need to buy Harvest Gold kitchen appliances?

Trump’s America: Wouldn’t We All Rather Have A Manly KGB Than A Sissy FBI?

Wouldn't it be so much better if we had a partisan hack running our domestic police force?

Donald Trump And His Minions Must Think We’re REAL Fucking Stupid

Trump idiots just can't understand why Democrats aren't APPLAUDING him for firing James Comey!

Mike Flynn BEGGING To Be FBI Snitch! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 31, 2017

Mike Flynn SO, SO scared he's Benedict Arnold, Trump's going to war with tea party crazies, and a wild Rex Tillerson appeared in Foggy Bottom! Go, Morning News Brief!

Trump’s Fuck You Mexico Wall, Si O No?

So, on the real, are we seriously going to spend all our money to build this FuckYouMexico Wall? Let's Hatesplore!

Dems Stop Being Pussies For Five Minutes, Promise To Dickslap This Neil Gorsuch Douche

Can't very well NOT oppose this corporate tool.

Paul Ryan, Donald Trump Promise If You Like Your Cancer, You Can Keep It

Letting insurance companies *not cover* your cancer isn't 'fun' for you? Well boo hoo.

Trump: No Muslim Ban, No Muslim Ban, YOU’RE A Muslim Ban!

This time for sure!

Donald Trump’s Sick Burns Are The Sickest Burns, Just Tremendous, You’ll Get Sick Of Burning

Trump tried to YA BURNT! Chuck Schumer. It didn't go well.

Intelligence Community Will See Donald Trump IN HELL

An unnamed senior intelligence official says Trump will 'die in jail.' Hoo boy.