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Remember how last week we all got a little teary-eyed at the courage of Malala Yousafzai, who survived being shot in the head last...

Ever wonder what former action star and depressing self-parody Chuck Norris does on his time off (besides facelifts and hormone injections to keep the...

Oh, whoops, did Your Wonkette just get itself "targeted" by DHS? Well, IT IS WORTH IT, to bring you these important stories from the...

Do you know who is to blame for the lazy shiftless blah man being sued by his ex-girlfriend for being a wastrel and a...

LISTEN UP PANSIES! WingNutDaily star columnist and ultimate macho Chuck Norris would like you to know a few things! President Barack Obama’s energy...

Crusty paranoid sad sack Chuck Norris has uncovered evidence that the United Nations is actively plotting to break into his anger cave and boost...

Chuck Norris has apparently weathered the revelation that his lazy conservative column is strung together by his "pastor" from a series of plagiarized passages...

Since your Wonkette cracked the case on Chuck Norris' hilariously poorly veiled plagiarism in his columns, the professional kicker's people have refused to talk...

Yesterday, we were writing a joke about Chuck Norris copy-and-pasting other people's "information" into his column when we realized, yes, this is probably exactly...

Like the time he single-handedly saved the Boy Scouts from Barack Obama's indifference, Chuck Norris only latches onto a conservative cause when they're facing...

Why should liberals want to change the public educational system when it is turning out the product they have been striving for years to...

Chuck Norris has a personal pastor for all of his various organization, because, well, karate needs pastors, of course. But when that pastor visited...

As you know, Chuck Norris is so holy he needs a personal chaplain to keep himself bathed in the divine light of Jesus Christ/Charlton...

"Meanwhile back at the farm, or on the border, lone ranger Gov. Brewer commendably and courageously continues to lead a battalion of border-protection officials,...

President Barack Obama will do just about anything to avoid his most important duties in office, which involve, as Chuck Norris pointed out, doing...

Martial artist and famed Mike Huckabee supporter Chuck Norris has some sort of column on WorldNetDaily, and in the past few weeks he has...

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