• OH RIGHT, SHE WAS PREGNANT OR SOMETHING: Hey remember Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol, and how she got herself pregnant to distract attention from a DailyKos diarist-generated scandal about Trig actually being Bristol’s secret “other” baby which led Andrew Sullivan to DEMAND PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE of Trig popping out of Sarah Palin’s vag, everyday, until… oh, he’s still doing that… and then Rudy Giuliani called the liberal media sexist for this at a political convention while Kathryn Jean Lopez prayed for her own secret “other” Down Syndrome bastard child to arrive via stork? You do! Well, Bristol Palin’s baby is supposedly due on Saturday, according to a hilarious interview with Bristol’s grandfather, Chuck Heath, on the website “Grandparents.com.” [Grandparents.com]

Completely unfamous father of Alaska’s Sarah Palin, Charles “Chuck” Heath, said his dingbat daughter “spent part of the weekend going through her clothing to determine what belongs to the Republican Party after it spent $150,000-plus on a wardrobe for the vice presidential nominee.” We all know how onerous a process determining whether an article is moose wool or Italian wool can be, but here’s a simple test: does it have some sort of shine, Sarah? Does the name tag say “Bob’s Shirts ‘n’ Dungarees” or something greasy, like “Schiaparelli”? Chuck Heath added, “She was just frantically … trying to sort stuff out … That’s the problem, you know, the kids lose underwear, and everything has to be accounted for.” So he’s saying that not only do the Palin children lose their underwear, but the RNC bought the Palin kids some sleek Italian underwear. Which, again, they lost. [AP]