chuck hagel
John McCain’s Hurt Feelings Will Run Your Life Forever, America
Hey Americans! Do you like governance by snit? OF COURSE YOU DO. What country wouldn’t want its fate determined by petty grievances and your leaders generally acting like whiny little bitchcakes towards one another? We sure do love it! USA! So what is the latest crucial thing that is being blocked by someone having a [...]
Assume Wingnuts Furious Over SNL’s Cut Chuck Hagel Sketch
We do not know if the wingnuts are furious about the Chuck Hagel Sadtime Clown Face Hearings Hour, and how SNL cut it before air, probably because it was not funny. (We have just watched it; it was not funny.) We do not know if the wingnuts are furious, because Doktor Zoom is the only [...]
What Is Old Man McCain Yelling At Clouds Today?
Oh, WALNUTS. You are yelling again. YES OR NO. YES OR NO. I ASKED YOU A DIRECT QUESTION. YES OR NO. You’ve got to stop it. It is not good for your chakras.
Let These Chickenhawks Explain You Why Chuck Hagel/Military Service Are Irrelevant In Post-9/11 World
Are you sick of hearing about Chuck Hagel? We are sick of hearing about Chuck Hagel too, but there are so many pearls of wisdom and hidden insights in this New York Times article about him that we cannot resist sharing it with you. For example: did you know that being a war hero does [...]
Chuck Hagel Loves Terrorism Like Al Jazeera Loves Beheading People
Rick Santorum has some thoughts you guys, and apparently they are so important he cannot even save them for his “exclusive” gig at WND, columnizing alongside folks who think the Supreme Court Chief Justice should be impeached for swearing in whats-his-name, the black guy. Here are Rick Santorum’s babies of his brain: Obama’s nominee for [...]
NRO: Allies? We Don’t Need No Stinking Allies
Dear lord we already have Hagel fatigue. We already had to pretend that the GOP suddenly cares about gay rights and therefore Hagel = root of all evil. We have to listen to John McCain concern troll the hell out of the nomination because he will never ever not be butthurt about losing to Bamz [...]
Who Would Republicans Deign To Accept As Obama’s Secretary Of Defense?
Former Republican Senator and Obama’s Defense Secretary nominee Chuck Hagel may not be cut out for all this. And really, who is? Obviously, any Democrat the president might nominate would be persona non, because Barack Nobummer is being partisan by nominating Democrats. But any Republican the Kenyan usurper might nominate is also persona non, because [...]
Log Cabin Republicans And Chuck Hagel: The Stupid That Dare Not Speak Its Name
Citizens of WonkWorld, it is time for your … quarterly? sure, let’s go with quarterly … reminder that there is such a thing as the Log Cabin Republicans. (There is also another conservogay thing known as GOProud. Believe it or not, they are even easier to make fun of than the LCR, mostly because of [...]
GOP Convention To Be Blood-Soaked Reenactment Of Second Punic War
Thank you to Wonkette pamphlet operative “Taylor” for sending us this fantastic brochure from the Minneapolis Saint Paul 2008 Host Committee about the exciting upcoming convention. How rad will it be? Well if this pamphlet is any indication, John McCain will enter the arena with his seven children and two wives on a War Elephant [...]
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