Uh oh, our beloved friend Chuck Grassley snuck into the Twitter machine again, and would you look at this! And don’t give us that “Oh you can only use 140 characters on dumb fucking Twitter” rigmarole. The man simply does not know how to spell “school” and simply does not care for the learning of said spelling. [Chuck Grassley's Twitter via operative "Tim H."]

Uh oh, Grampa Cornpants has stolen the intern’s key to the Twitter machine again. Time to shout nonsense at the President! See, Chuck Grassley and the Republicans, along with certain awful humans like Ben Nelson and Joe Lieberman, are begging a resilient Obama to wait until after their August recess to “finish” health care, because they want it to lose all momentum and die on the Senate floor. Who will want to cast a tough vote a mere fourteen months before midterm elections?? doRITE, doRITE! [Twitter]