Tag: chuck grassley

LO UNTO US A FUSION GPS TRANSCRIPT IS GIVEN!

SUCK IT, CHUCK GRASSLEY!

BANNON, BANNON, BANNON! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 4, 2018

The lovers' quarrel between Bannon and Trump gets brutal, Trump gets ready to drill, baby, drill, and Ellen DeGeneres invites Eric Trump to her big, gay agenda.

Fusion GPS Just Threw The Fuck Down On Trump And GOP Congress, And It Was MAGNIFICENT

RELEASE THE GODDAMNED TRANSCRIPTS.

STOP PUSHING BUTTONS! Wonkagenda For Wednesday, Jan. 3, 2018

Fusion GPS sounds off about Trump-Russia, Steve Bannon kicks Jared Kushner and Don Jr in the dick, and Trump threatens nuclear war on Twitter (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.

Your 2017 Legislative Boyfriend We Mean Hero Of The Year Is ADAM SCHIFF!

He is the literal opposite of Devin Nunes, and that is why he wins.

The Year In The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Was Oh Who The Fuck Knows At This Point

LOOK HOW MANY STORIES WE WROTE ABOUT RUSSIA THIS YEAR, OH MY GOD.

Susan Collins So Mad Sexism Made Her Help Murder Your Healthcare

That word ... we do not think it means what she thinks it means.

OH SHIT THERE’S TWO OF EM NOW! Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 19, 2017

Trump opens the old Cold War playbook, the NRA caves on background checks (lol right), and Jill Stein has some 'splaining to do. Your morning news brief.

WHO’S LEAKING THE SEXTS? WHO’S LEAKING THE SEXTS? Oh, It’s Just The Trump Justice Department Again

We are officially bored with this STUPID FUCKING STORY.

Trump So Happy He Broke The Internet. Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 15, 2017

Trump's FCC breaks the Internet, the tax bill starts to stumble, and Nikki Haley tries to start a war with Iran. Your morning news brief.
Little angel babies!

DOJ Finally Investigating Planned Parenthood’s Fetus-Parts Yard Sales

2015's hottest fake news story is now a real Justice Department investigation.

If You Didn’t Spend Your Moolah On Dames, Firewater And Picture Shows, You Might Not Be A Ne’er-Do-Well!

Jeepers, Mr. Grassley! If the sailors don't come by the dance hall no more, how am I gonna afford my knee rouge?

Orrin Hatch And Chuck Grassley In Poor-Shitting Contest, Congratulations, Both Win!!!!

We also have to do something about all those welfare Cadillacs.

‘If The President Does It, It’s Not Obstruction Of Justice.’ Wonkagenda for Mon., Dec. 4, 2017

Trump endorses a pedophile, Republican senators say stuff about poor people VERY OUT LOUD, and Billy Bush calls bullshit. Your morning news brief.