Tag: christopher Stevens

In Hacked Emails, Colin Powell Gossips About Trump, Benghazi, Those Dicks Who Effed Up Iraq

Recently hacked emails from Colin Powell reveal him being far more honest than a former diplomat usually would be. Imagine that!

Hillary Clinton Says It’s Her Birthday, Probably Lying About That Too

What up, Hillz Clinton? You still enjoying your celebratory Indian dinner and wine from that time you kicked ALL the ass at the Benghazi hearing last week? Yeah, we figgered. Oh what? You're also doing all the birthday shots today because Internet...

Deleted Comments: Hillary’s A War Criminal And So Are You, Wonkette!

While all your Wonket pals were busy kvelling over Hillary Clinton's impressive performance in the 100-meter Ass-Kick during the Benghazi Decathlon on Thursday, it seems that not everyone was a fan. The griping started well before the circus, when...
Why, yes, Rachel, I *do* feel like a Boss.

Watch Rachel Maddow Torture Benghazi Confession Out Of Hillary Clinton!

After crushing it in her marathon testimony before the Benghazi Inquisition (which unlike the Spanish one, didn't even offer her a comfy chair), Hillary Clinton talked for an hour with a far more intelligent questioner, MSNBC's Rachel Maddow. We...
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Here’s Hillary Clinton, Owning The Benghazi Committee Like The Badass She Is

Yes, we know, the primaries are still 15,000 years away and Hillary Clinton hasn't sealed the nomination. Bernie's still out there and he's great! Martin O'Malley is still ... um ... yeah. (Nobody else is out there, BYE JIM...
This is Hillary's 'Are you shitting me?' face. We saw it a lot.

Wingnuts So Sad Hillz Didn’t Admit She Ordered The Code Red In Benghazi

Following Hillary Clinton's epic ass-kicking performance during the Benghazi hearings, we received an assignment that we knew was going to hurt, but was necessary: watch Fox News to get a feel for how the hearings played in the Conservasphere,...
Elijah Cummings takes us to CHURCH!

Rep. Elijah Cummings: America Is ‘A Better Country’ Than This Benghazi Hearing BS

Remember Benghazi Day? Of course you do, it was only a day ago. A long, long, 11-hour day of Republicans making it Baccarat crystal clear that the whole point of the seventh congressional investigation into how Hillary Clinton did...
ELEVEN HOURS, ALAN!

What The Benghazi Hearing Taught Us: Republicans Are Dicks, Hillary Already President

Oh. My. God. Becky! Did you see it? Did you see the Republican-led Benghazi committee interrogate Hillary Clinton for 11 FUCKING HOURS (AND WE KNOW BECAUSE WE WATCHED THE WHOLE THING, GIVE US MONEY), and somehow fail to land a single...
Still missing an H

Sad Congressjerk Tasked With Proving Hillary Did Benghazi Tells Everyone To ‘Shut Up’

Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-Benghazi) has a real hard job. As chairman of the Benghazi Committee to Benghazi Hillary Clinton's Presidential Campaign For Doing Benghazi In Benghazi, the buck to stop Hillary's inevitable presidency stops with him. And he's doing...
P.S. They ARE crackpots

Wingnut Birthers Prove Hillary Clinton’s Even More Secret Gay Muslim Than Obama

Oh, this again some more? Sure, because it never gets old! Wingnut birther Jerome Corsi and other wingnut birther and conspiracy theory generalist-at-large Alex Jones were having themselves a little girl talk, on the interweb, as they do. They...
Delete your account, NYT

Hillary Clinton’s Emails Are Sexplosion Of Benghazi Lies, Betrayal And Glamour Shots

The day has finally come, where we get to begin feasting at the buffet of Hillary Clinton's emails! Will we find the underage sex slaves and the Russian blackmail? Will we finally find a bad thing for Rand Paul...
It's baaaaack

Get Ready For Your Big Benghazi HearingPalooza

Just in time for election season, the Great Big Benghazi Hearings and Airing of Grievances are starting Wednesday, so get ready for yet another round of Fox stories about "stand down" orders, Barack Obama sleeping on the job, and...

Fox News Was Sane On Two Occasions Yesterday And We Don’t Know How To Feel About It

We're not sure how we feel about the fact that Fox News had not one, but two, segments yesterday in which their hosts excoriated some of the derpier parts of the right wing. On the one hand, hahahahaha. On...

John McCain Continues To Be A Bitter Old Idiot

You know who is so mad about the attack on the American consulate in Benghazi, and how Barack Obama sat around in the SitRoom, eating popcorn and demanding the CIA stand down and let our ambassador, Christopher Stevens, die...

Despite Best Effort, Geraldo Rivera Unable To Convince Fox & Friends Barack Obama Did Not Personally Murder Amb. Christopher Stevens

Well this is very interesting/terrifying/depressing/thrilling/outrageous! (And it's from Media Matters, obvs, we will just hang out all day on their site, clicking refresh, apparently.) What you have above is Geraldo Rivera being righteously, Jesus-in-the-temple-with-the-moneychangers PISSED about how Fox News...

Heroic Truth-Teller Mark Steyn: Big Bird Killed Our Ambassador In Libya

Here, let the National Review’s Mark Steyn tell you what’s wrong with Sesame Street. Basically: everything. It is why we are falling apart as a country. Babying children with images of friendly monsters leads to the widespread perception that...