December 10, 2013
Most people who’ve given any thought to the whys behind the whole Richard-Blumenthal-didn’t-actually-go-to-Vietnam story probably very quickly came to the conclusion that, if you’re a slick-haired pencil-necked child of privilege, implying that you fought in a war might improve your image among voters, since there are few things American voters like more than other people [...]
Do not despair, jobless people! You’re not alone. Several members of Congress who lost their positions in the 2008 elections have yet to find gainful employment, and perennial loser Alberto Gonzales also remains at loose ends because George Bush was the only person left in America who would hire him.