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Tag: christmas trees

Alabama Idiot Sorry For Murdering Tree As Love Offering To Donald Trump

Need a pretty tree for your Trump rally? Oh just go to a public park and CUT ONE DOWN!

Eric Trump’s Daddy Running For President Just To Get His Baby Boy A Real Christmas Tree

No gross secular 'holiday trees' for little Eric, only the real kind that was grown by Jesus!
What's the difference between real life and TV? Who knows? Who cares?

Justice Scalia: What’s So Terrible About Torture? It Works On TV!

At least Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia isn't in a position to make important decisions that affect people's lives, or this might be a tad disturbing: Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia says torture -- depending on the circumstances, like if...
Yes, it's very, very bad.

Is ‘Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas’ Truly The Worst Movie Ever? A Wonkette Investigation

As fans of terrible movies and of rightwing Christianist propaganda, we've been looking forward to Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas for months now, but it was the news that it had achieved the dubious distinction of getting the lowest rating...

Michelle Obama Bogarting All The Christmas Trees

Well, this is very sad. Apparently, History's Greatest Monster Michelle Obama has neither shat upon the face of the smiling Baby Jesus by naming her Christmas trees "holiday African witchdoctor spear missiles" nor covered her Christmas trees in hypodermic...

Fringe Catholic Nut-Job Says Michelle Obama Got Hillary’s Christmas Tree Decoration Crack Pipes

What is it with these Democratic First Ladies? First Hillary Clinton put dildoes and crack pipes all over the White House Holiday Bush, and now Michelle Obama is decorating her Holiday Bush with pictures of drag queens and Mao...

Evil Barack Obama Now Waging Jihad On Christmas Trees

Even your Xmas holiday decorations are not safe from a secret Mooslim like Barack Obama, who today probably realized for the first time that the National Christmas Tree Association filed a request to the Department of Agriculture to collect...

Heathen Obama Lights Christmas Tree; Crowd Applauds Dog

Barack Obama said "Merry Christmas" THREE times last night, at the lighting of the National Christmas Tree (we only need one?). That seems like a lot for a Muslim atheist, but in reality, it proves he's morally weak. Not...

A Very Sexy Day For DC Christmas Trees (Not Christmas)

Say goodbye to the Washington Post's "Sunday Source" section. It will be replaced by David Gregory. Today is the day when local Christmas trees are finally legal, thus making them undesirable to members of Congress. Here is a heart-breaking...