GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE.
Congress passes on funding CHIP and the government, and Devin Nunes rides again. Your morning news brief.
In Trump's America, we deck the halls and roast chestnuts and check our phones every hour to make sure fuckhead hasn't fired Robert Mueller. FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!
It's a decidedly surreal kickoff to the annual Sacred Baby Festival season.
Let's be joyful that stories like this still exist, at least until Donald Trump makes them illegal.
The RNC loves its new God King, the incestuous sexxy times of Trump spox, and the Dems set their sights on taxes. Your morning news brief!
'My dad told me that we light the eight Chanukah candles to acknowledge the suffering of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.' -- Jonathan Katz
Here comes the sun -- and you can harness its mighty power!
SPOILER: The Jews did not actually steal Christmas.
TAKE THAT, YOU HOMOSEXUALS.
YAY, another racist white lady video has gone viral!
Who is making Corey Lewandowski a victim in the War On Christmas? WHO?
You won't believe this, wait yes you will.
Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we've got more stories of customers who ate the weirdest stuff possible. As always, these are real...
Time for an Official Wonkette update on a story we brought you weeks back, about a political science professor from Illinois's Wheaton College, Larycia Hawkins, and her nasty proclivity for acting like Muslims are not only human beings, but also...
Marco Rubio's sassy little boots have a point to make again, about guns, again. See, Donald Trump made a YOOOGE LOL this weekend when he said, "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and...