Tag: Christine O’Donnell

Hey, Mr. Governor, can you do me a solid? And can I call you Dad?

If Only Every Convicted Felon Had A Governor For A Dad, Huh?

Imagine you're in your early 20s, you live in Arkansas, and you get busted for possession of marijuana, with "intent to deliver." Maybe that means you're a dealer, or maybe it's just your turn to pick up a sack...

Paul Ryan Has A ‘Book,’ Bald Eagle Poop Isn’t Purple, And Other News You Can Maybe Use

Good morning, everything is terrible again. Hooray, Rep. Paul Ryan (R-His Butt) has a new book out, called How I Learned To Stop Caring What Jesus Actually Had To Say Because I Sure Do Hate The Poors, or whatever he's...

Dammit, Jim, Christine O’Donnell Isn’t A Witch, She’s A Washington Times Columnist (And You)

We suppose we can't really begrudge has-been wingnut idiot and failed 2010 Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell for kicking off her new Washington Times column with yet another variation on the one thing she's actually known for, that dumb...

Elizabeth Warren Stars In ‘Scott Brown Gets His Butt Kicked 2: Electric Booglaoo’

We cannot tell you how excited we are to have Scott Brown to kick around again as he's now going to flail his way through running for Senate in New Hampshire. Yesterday, Maureen Dowd explained to us that Democrats...
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Handsome Losers Scott Brown, Joe Miller Running For Office Again, But Where Is Christine O’Donnell?

FRIDAY TWOFER OF SHAME! Part I: Scott Brown, that handsome former Senator fellow who once accused Elizabeth Warren of masquerading as a Red Indian, is expected to "launch an exploratory committee for a U.S. Senate bid in New Hampshire,"...

Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Sexy CPAC Edition

Hello! Still bleary-eyed from losing that hour of sleep? Us too! We're going to blame that for any missteps in this week's Sunday Times roundup. First off, of course, is the big exciting political news that beloved conervative bullyboy...

Witch Endorses Cultist

Regretful teen-aged witch Christine O'Donnell has endorsed bland gazillionaire flip-flopper Mitt Romney -- or, to the Newt Gingrich campaign, Mitt Romney the cultist. Why endorse Mitt? According to O'Donnell's appearance on CNN this morning, it's because "He's been consistent...

Iowa Democrats Make Fun Internet Drinking Game Mocking Tea Party

Happy Labor Day weekend! Here is a fun "we just made this into a drinking game" Internet website from the Iowa Democratic Party that asks visitors to read a hilariously krazy quote and guess which nutbag GOP personality said...

Christine O’Donnell Starts Speaking in Tongues on Twitter

We have no idea what kind of spell Christine O'Donnell is trying to put on Twitter, but it looks like a pretty mean one.

Five Brave Souls Attend Christine O’Donnell Book Signing In Florida

Nimrod second-tier grifter Christine O'Donnell is trying desperately to sell her dumb book about how to knit homemade dildos Xtine's Tea Party expertise, which ranks somewhere below the sequence of random numbers and letters in a license plate database...

Christine O’Donnell Calls Piers Morgan ‘Rewd,’ Storms Out of Interview

Touchy grifter dingbat Christine O'Donnell went on CNN to blather a bunch of Tea Party garbage nobody is interested in hearing from a person who is chiefly famous for masturbating and flip-flopping her stance on magic. CNN host Piers...

Christine O’Donnell Attacks Her Own Witch Commercial, Which Was the Only Good Thing She Ever Did

Some newsroom intern in Delaware lost a bet and had to skim Christine O'Donnell's latest attempt to cash in on her three failed Senate campaigns -- "her 358-page book." Worst assignment ever! Other than a few hundred pages of...

Christine O’Donnell Amazon Page Mostly Dildos and Witchcraft Books

What is this Internet Magick right here? The little Internet djinn are good-humored today and casting spells on Christine O'Donnell's Amazon related products page for everyone's amusement. This is apparently referred to as an "Amazon bomb," but that just...

Christine O’Donnell Reminds Everyone She Still Wants Some of Their Money

Oh, look what nonsense is filling up our inbox already this morning! Unemployed sorceress Christine O'Donnell is out and about grifting with the pros these days, hawking her new memoir that some Tea Party guy thinks you should buy...

Christine O’Donnell Blames Living Off Campaign Funds On Bad Software

According to former U.S. Senate candidate-witch Christine O'Donnell, her troubles over her fundraising reports are due to "inadvertent errors" in the software that was used by her campaign. Computers, you see, are dumb, and Christine O'Donnell is smart. Does...

Christine O’Donnell’s Hawt Witch Porno, ‘Trouble Maker,’ Drops August 16

Unemployed nobody Christine O'Donnell used to masturbate in a "witch costume" just like any uptight gal in the 1980s, but her dumb new ghost-written book -- witch-written book? -- won't be about anything good like that. Instead, this nincompoop...