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Oh, Texas, it was super nice knowing you and letting you be one of our U.S. American states, but there's an invasion coming, and...

You know those quickie mart type places. You might even have one in your neighborhood, a little hole in the wall owned by the...

Being a grown-up fundamentalist Christian man is tough, you guys. You try to stay on the straight and narrow, bein' real good and Christ-like...

People react to tragedy in so many different ways. Some rise to the occasion, bravely refusing to be cowed by circumstance, like the Parisians...

Here is your foreign secret Muslim "president" Barry HUSSEIN Soetoro O'Bama, saying some sounds about how "refugees" are not the same thing as "terrorists." As if!...

This is a song by the band Eagles Of Death Metal, whose Paris show Friday night at the Bataclan was interrupted by thug terrorists...

Don't you just hate religious radicals who think their god is the best god and everyone else should go away, convert, or die in...

There comes a time in every Christian youngster's life when he or she has a burning case of the crotch weasels and doesn't know what...

Oh no! The wingnut gay-hatin' fans of Chick-fil-A, whose bodies are composed of 96 percent trans fat and 4 percent Jesus meat, are dripping lard lumps of rage...

Hey, fundamentalist Christian Wonkers, how are you doing? Do you exist? If so, TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY. Instead of writing liberal godlessness at...

  Weddings are the toughest, amirite, ladies? But they are the most magical day in a girl's life, if you can just make everything Just...

Hey there, fundamentalist Christian fuckweasels, how ya doing? Confused about election season? Wanting to make sure you've picked the right candidate, and won't accidentally...

Pat Robertson, congratulations, for you are getting your second mention on Wonkette in one week. Your Google Alerts must be going CRAZY! Last time...

Remember earlier this year, when the entire known universe (except, like, Iran and Alabama) did a Two Minutes Hate against Indiana and its very...

OH GODDAMMIT, IF TRUE. Good, decent people in America are trying really hard to think the best of this new commie pope, who seems...

Last week, Ben Carson, who is currently just about tied with Donald Trump as the frontrunner for the Republican nomination, laid some of his...

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