Here’s an underreported story about the Republican primary race: Why has God been such a lazy campaigner for his candidate, Mike Huckabee? Sure, God is busy making humans, and the weather, and American foreign policy. But God made a commitment to Mike Huckabee when He endorsed him, and He has been almost as lazy a campaigner as Fred Thompson ever since. Because of this, Huckabee’s supporters are making a last-ditch effort to drag God out onto the campaign trail this Sunday via mass worship. The Pray for Huckabee effort does not mince words: “Join us February 24, 2008 as we pray for God to make a way for Mike Huckabee to become president.” MORE »

The Fundies are out to get Barack, and they have created a timeline of Barack’s Islamic Muslim life on the website MyChurch.org. It features some revealing insight into why Barack Obama, “Son of a Luo Tribesman,” plans on blowing up the White House in the name of Muslim Jesus. MORE »

Hey look kids, Mike Huckabee called involuntary Christianity a “spiritual rape.” Thank you, Michael, for describing your would-be presidency in the most accurate two-word phrase the English language can produce. And thanks to the “United Homos” for this lovely piece of cinema. [YouTube]

As you made your New Year’s Resolution this (last?) year, did you take into account what THE LORD OUR GOD may have wanted you to decide? Oh you did? Well you were probably wrong. Because Pat Robertson spoke directly to God and got the old man’s resolution, as he informed viewers on his teevee program today. In case you forgot to TiVo it, God’s plan is simple and generous (you know God!): He’s “going to give us China.” MORE »

Today, Congress is earning its keep exactly as the Founding Fathers intended: by saying Christmas is kinduva big deal. Iowa congressman Steve King — famous for hating poor, sick children — is introducing House Resolution 847, which officially will recognize “the importance of Christmas and the Christian faith.” Take that, teh Iraqz and health care crises of the world! Full text of the resolution, after the jump. MORE »

Mr. Falwell, you’ve changed. For the better. MORE »

* Women’s Studies professors aren’t just violently pro-choice; they’ll hang up on you without exchanging pleasant good-byes. [Michelle Malkin]
* God loves your embarrassingly out-of-date Blackberry just the way it is. [HuffPo]
* Protestants — surprisingly more oppressed than every branch of government would suggest. [Evangelical Outpost]
* Islam Does America: A Play in Three Awesomely Xenophobic Acts. [Crooked Timber]
* New Orleans makes Tulane Law students fishers of unarmed, possibly dangerous men. [TalkLeft]

We just realized: NBC has been sending us mixed messages!