Tag: Christianists

Gay People: Do They Exist? A Conundrum Wrapped In A Riddle Rammed Down Your Throat!

Try being mean to leprechauns! You can't do it!

Silly Rachel Maddow Doesn’t Even Know She Is Supposed To Sex Men, Says Wingnut Jerkoff

Coach Dave Daubenmire has a very high estimation of his own personal intelligence.

Was It A Good Idea For Tennessee Yarn Shop Owner To Piss Off Feminist Knitters, Y/N?

Feminist knitters are basically all of the knitters.

This Nice Wackjob Christianist Lady Mighta Just Outlawed Every Abortion In Ohio

Also thinks Obama is a Russian plant and gay marriage caused Noah's flood.

Rightwing Nutjob Begs: ‘Mr. Trump, Tear Down This Stonewall Inn!’

This is apparently some kind of revenge for taking down confederate monuments.
They named it after a scary movie and everything

Christians Oppressed Again: School Won’t Let Them Do Gay Nightclub Shooting Haunted House

Chicago's school district cancelled a 'Christian' haunted house simply because it was tasteless and exploitative. Talk about missing the point.
Just look up 'Backpfeifengesicht'

Guy Who Loved Uganda’s ‘Kill The Gays’ Bill Cannot BELIEVE How Narrow-Minded Liberals Are!

Maybe he'd be comfortable with a more familiar term, like 'abomination.'

Michele Bachmann Knows What God Wants, Again, Is Wrong, Again

God sure has a good sense of humor!

Christian Store Owner Terrorized By Lesbians Holding Hands (Like They Do In Strip Clubs)

Steve Salyers, devout Christian and owner of Arkansas flea market Spa City Treasures, had his faith assaulted this past Saturday when a lesbian couple entered his store and -- brace yourselves -- held hands there. Right inside the store,...

Fundie-Scarin’ Funtimes: Satanic Temple Rolls Out ‘After School Satan Clubs’ Just In Time For Fall!

Our favorite Establishment Clause trolls, the funtimes hellraisers of the Satanic Temple, have announced an exciting new program for the 2016-17 school year: After School Satan Clubs, where your little Damien or Lilith can proudly learn all about rationalism...

‘Co-Prophet Of These End Times’ William Tapley Sings Sweetest Donald Trump Jam You’ll Ever Hear

The day we have been waiting for has finally arrived!

Newt Gingrich Wants To Test U.S. Muslims To See If They’ve Caught The Sharia

Is Newt Gingrich getting a little jealous over Donald Trump loving Mike Pence more than him? MAYBE! Perhaps that is why, last night, he got on the teevee with Mike Huckabee and promoted a very Trumpian (Trump-esque? Trumpish?) counterterrorism...

Trump’s Jesus Advisor Will Resurrect Your Dead Relatives For Low, Low Price of $1,144!

Paula White would like to sell you some magic beans!