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The eyes seem to follow your wallet around the room

How Can Hillary Clinton Defend Her Foundation When It Hasn’t Bought Any Snazzy Art?

You want to compare foundations, Donald? Let's compare foundations.
He gets cranky when he has the sniffles

Pussy Donald Trump Already Complaining Debate Was #Rigged

Nobody saw this coming, wait yes we did.

Hillary Clinton Tells Donald Trump Where He Can Shove His Russian Wikileaks

SAY YOU DON'T WANT TO GAY-BANG VLADIMIR PUTIN, DONALD TRUMP. SAY IT!
lalala I can't hear you

Donald Trump Doesn’t Have To Concede. All He Has To Do Is Lose.

Donald Trump, according to everybody, challenged either a pillar or a cornerstone of American Democracy at Thursday's debate when he said he'd have to think over whether he'd agree that he lost if he loses. One way or the...

Hillary Clinton Chopped Off Trump’s Head, METAPHORICALLY (But Also For Real)

We worried the final Trump Clinton debate would be a sh*tshow. And it was but in only the best way!

Welcome To The Third (And Last Ever?) Presidential Debate!

Ready, set, TRUMP CLINTON DEBATE LIVEBLOOG!

Time To Watch Trump And Hillz Fight Each Other TO THE DEATH! Your Final Debate Preview

Our long national nightmare is almost over!
Sharks is confusing!

What If Fox News Didn’t Suck So Much?

For real, it could happen! Would that make you happy or sad?
He gets cranky when he has the sniffles

Donald Trump Doesn’t Want Debate Moderators, Because They Might Ask Him Questions

He thinks it would be better if he and Hillary just argued about stuff. So presidential!

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, September 6, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Oh, just go fuck yourself.

Was The Clinton Campaign Hack A Secret Ménage à Trois Between Trump, Putin, and Julian Assange? Yeah Probs

The budding bro-mance in cyberspace of three unlikely idiots with an inferiority complex.

Fox News Tries To Slay Donald Trump, Gets ‘A’ For Effort

Last night, Fox News surprised the hell out of us. Not by trying in valiant vain to slay the Beast Who Mocks, Donald Trump -- we knew they'd do that. What we didn't expect is that they would employ...
It's not lying. Carly just believes we're in a post-truth era.

Carly Fiorina Admits She Was Wrong, Which Proves She Was Right, So There

This might be a first: Carly Fiorina admitted she was wrong about something! Not as wrong as she actually was, but it's a start. On Fox News Sunday, Fiorina admitted she was actually incorrect in saying General Jack Keane,...

Carly Fiorina Lying Fresh New Lies About Planned Parenthood Because Of Course

Carly Fiorina, remember when she was Hot Stuff? Not so much these days. However, as she is still technically a presidential candidate, and the Constitution requires 103 percent of all Sunday morning blah blah talk show guests to be...

Marco Rubio: Shame About Terrorist Attacks In Paris, At Least It’s Good News For Me!

Who couldn't use a little pick-me-up nice time news right about now? Oh, everyone? Great! Here is Sen. Marco Rubio, to cheer you up, with his glass-half-full perspective on the terrorist attacks in Paris earlier this month: Let me just say, I obviously am...

Fox News Does ‘Journalism’ On Planned Parenthood

This must be why Fox News “journalists” win all the Peabody awards. Or Polk awards. Or whatever: Beleaguered abortion provider Planned Parenthood announced Tuesday it would no longer accept money from researchers for aborted baby parts, citing a desire to...