Tag: chris wallace

White House: No No No, Trump Was Defending The *Rapist* Not The *Wife-Beater*!

They are as good at talking about domestic violence as they are about everything else.

GOP Will Protect Robert Mueller The Second It’s Too Fucking Late To Protect Robert Mueller

Silly liberals, why are you even worried?

Conservative Women Keep Turning The Feminism Thing On And Off, Can’t Get It To Work!

Maybe because they only wave the banner of feminism for the purpose of bashing feminists with the pole?

Houston, We Need A Hero! Wonkagenda For Mon., Aug. 28, 2017

Houston is underwater, Rex Tillerson throws some shade, and Charlottesville neo-Nazis get arrested. Your morning news brief!

Chris Cillizza Should STFU About Nancy Pelosi, And SO CAN YOU!

It's been five or six weeks since people have piled on to Nancy Pelosi for no reason, SO LET'S DO IT NOW!

Idiot Trump Lawyer Incredibly Good At Stepping On Own Dick Repeatedly

The WEAK AND FAILING JAY SEKULOW, everyone!

Donald Trump Not Under Investigation Yes He Is No He Isn’t GO FUCK YOURSELF SHUT UP

It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.

Congress Wants Trump’s ‘Tapes,’ If There Are Any ‘Tapes’ (Are There ‘Tapes’?)

It's like 1974 all over again! Do we need to buy Harvest Gold kitchen appliances?

The 83 Most Embarrassing Moments In Donald Trump’s AP Interview

This is the leader of the world's sole superpower, everyone. TAKE A BOW.

LOOK! A Clever Ruse! Wonkagenda for Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Conservatives try to create a clever rouse, Carter Page admits he worked with Russian spies, Mike Pence plays the House Freedom crazies. Your morning news brief!

Devin Nunes Accidentally Told Truth About Trump White House Investigation. That’s Not Like Him At All!

A meaningful slip? Or just a slip of the tongue? Let's assume the worst!

Reince Priebus Just Can’t Stop Whining About The Fake News Lying Enemy Press!

The media is being so very unkind to the Trump regime!

Loco Kellyanne Conway Is Melting Into A Puddle Of Sleepless Nights And Infected Fingernails

The Trump administration is bleeding from its wherevers, and it's the lamestream media's fault.

CIA Director Gently Implying FBI Ratf*cked Election For Trump

John Brennan did not say a thing! Why would we even suggest that?
Couldn't handle any more intelligence than he has now

Donald Trump’s Gigantic Brain Doesn’t Need Intelligence

Donald Trump doesn't need intelligence briefings, since it's all just the same blah blah blah all the time, and he has rallies to hold.