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Chris Matthews’ beloved Hardball show had been visiting yet another demographic that has no interest in political shows on cable television: College kids! But it was a lot of fun for everyone, especially when Matthews’ wacky light-hearted question ended up being a total setup for Obama to call him a jackass. [Campaign Circus]

Hey remember how a couple years ago Rumors circulated regarding Chris Matthews’ supposed Senate run? Well, they are circulating again, this time courtesy of Nixon-loving GOP strategist and Arlen Specter pal Roger Stone. He says that Matthews has been “quietly sounding out Democrats across Pennsylvania” about running against Specter in 2010. However, Matthews is destined to lose because he is always running off at the mouth, plus he is insane, and nobody wants a spit-speckled maniac for a senator unless they are from Alaska. But that won’t stop Chris Matthews! MORE »

How much does Chris Matthews hate women? So much that he fondles the breasts of a lesbian superstar on her own television program. And then he hurls her into a chair. The man is a MONSTER.

Watch MSNBC’s Chris Matthews spend a full minute asking this incredibly loaded question about Hillary’s mean, shitty campaign against St. Barack of Obama. There’s really nothing left for Howard Fineman to say at the end but, “Yeah, guess you’re right.”

Chris Matthews seemed reserved most of last night, until around 11 p.m. ET when he decided to scream at some Texas state senator who supports Barack Obama. You can watch this brilliant piece of television history here. While Matthews’ arbitrary tantrum drew most of the attention, it was somewhat pathetic that this state senator, Kirk Watson, couldn’t name a single accomplishment of Barack Obama’s on national teevee. But like most Americans, Watson has a blog, and today he wrote a response that begins, “So … That really happened.” And then he whines and posts some silly LOLcats and stuff. [Kirk Watson]

Yikes. What’s gotten into Our Chris Matthews? He’s apparently a Clinton fan now! Watch him harass this Texas state senator, an Obama supporter, for several minutes. He DEMANDS the senator name a single Barack Obama accomplishment. To quote Matthews: “Sir, you have to give me his accomplishments. You’ve supported him for president, you’re on national television, name his legislative accomplishments, Barack Obama’s, sir.” Is Tweety having his period?

Uh oh, it looks like last-minute emcee Chris “Chinese Bus” Matthews had some problems at last night’s Washington Press Club Foundation dinner. He was trying to talk, but everyone kept talking over him. Alas, he now knows what it’s like to be a guest on Hardball. A Wonkette operative tells the story, after the jump! MORE »

*HE ONLY GOT THIS BECAUSE HIS WIFE MESSED AROUND:* In a last-minute change, Chris “Tweety” Matthews has been enlisted to replace patriot Tony Snow as emcee at tonight’s Washington Press Club Foundation Dinner. Is it too late to ask for some Wonkette tickets? Hopefully Matthews’ Chinese Bus won’t be get in an accident on the way over when Southern-speaking Obama Boners clog up I-395. [Shenanigans]

Poor Michelle Obama. Not only does she have to put up with stadiums full of women moaning ecstatically every time her husband opens his mouth, now she also has to worry about Chris Matthews and the “feeling he gets up his legs.” Brian Williams points this out, probably out of jealousy because he has no feelings.

Bewigged Bob Ehrlich served one term as governor of Maryland, and now he’s apparently qualified to judge Barack Obama’s physical attractiveness. But will Ehrlich vote for Obama? Probably not! Obama is apparently a socialist. [MSNBC]