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Rand Paul Explains How Taxes Murdered Eric Garner

As we've noted before about Rand Paul, he's a big-picture guy. He doesn't get bogged down too much in nuances when he can instead find the Important Libertarian Principle in any situation. He approaches every possible topic as if...

Peggy Noonan Sure A Few Hundred Troops Would Solve This Nigeria Thing, Just Like In Grenada

Would it surprise her fans to know she did not believe in America showing off its military might with parades and ostentatious displays? After all, she had aligned herself with the far more jingoistic end of the country’s political...

Ben Shapiro Saw Chris Matthews And Barack On Teevee, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Media Watchdog Ben Shapiro saw something nasty on the teevee. He did not like it. No sir, he did not like it one bit. He did not like Chris Matthews' interview with Barack Obama one single itty-bitty bit. As...

Chris Matthews Basically Sexually Harassing Ronan Farrow Now, Come On, Like You Wouldn’t

What is up with Ronan Farrow? He is getting "razzed" by Chris Matthews, for totally and utterly being the secret love child of Frank Sinatra (gross) and Mia Farrow (cool). MSNBC President Phil Griffin hosted a launch party, Wednesday night, for...

Chris Matthews Cannot Believe Wife Beating — In The Home, Even! — Is, Like, A Real Thing

Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Oh, Chris Matthews, you disgusting pile of ugh. We do not even know what to say about the latest diarrhea that came out of your face while you...

Yeah, No, Seriously, Los Angeles Spree-Killer Cop Is Really, *REALLY* Liberal

We have already read about what made Los Angeles spree-killin' cop Christopher Dorner go Django on the entire LAPD (and their families). It was LAPD racisms. So we know who (and what) he hates. But who does he love?...

Mitt Romney Says Something, CNN Writes it Down

Can you type? Or if you can’t type, can you tell like an intern or somebody that you need something typed? Because if you do, you might have a shot at becoming a political producer for CNN, given that...

Chris Matthews: Cable News Never Would Have Let That Bad Iraq Reporting Go Unchecked

We don't know what his exact words were, but according to this write-up of a recent media panel in Boston, Chris Matthews was cryogenically frozen during the years 2002 and 2003: "Hardball host Chris Matthews argued that because of...

Chris Matthews: Dems Love Illegals; Show Me the Birth Certificate

What's Chris Matthews been up to the last couple of days? Oh, just looking for a conservative talk-radio gig. Here he is saying Democrats have decided to do nothing about immigration reform because they love illegal immigration so much....

Carl Paladino Has a Baseball Bat: The Best of Last Night’s Coverage

What is going on with Bachmann in this video? Her face is just unnatural, for one, but God, is her whole point of going on with those cackling MSNBC bitters just so there will be a clip of her...

This Is Not The Chris Matthews Clip We Wanted But It Will Work

When Chris Matthews forgot that Barack Obama was Kenyan for an hour, we remembered that Chris Matthews was insane, his whole life, back to the zygote stage. ("LEMME OUT, CHRIST ALMIGHTY...") So here's to more daily Tweety hilarity from...

Chris Matthews Clarifies Experience Of Forgetting Obama Was Black For An Hour

Oh Tweety. It's fine, really. If we were Boomers, we would forget that people were black sometimes too. The original comment was just a very 2008-campaign one to make, which made it so jarring. Yes, we know, he saved...

Chris Matthews Has An Apology On The Way

So Obama said he didn't like TARP but thought it was necessary. This led Chris Matthews to say, "I forgot he was black tonight, for an hour." Ha ha, well hopefully he remembers now. America's future depends on him...

K-Lo Defends Obama From Mean Old Chris Matthews

You have probably seen this like ten times by now, where Chris Matthews says Obama went into "the enemy camp" (the White Army) to deliver his speech last night. Shockingly, this pissed off no one more than National Review's...

Whoa Hey, Dick Cheney Guest-Hosted ‘Hardball’

Chris Matthews, he's goin' nuts. Meh. Most of the "issues" on this laundry list are trivial, gossipy tabloid fodder. The only Serious policy item would have to be, in Tweety's words, "Why DID he bow to that Japanese emperor?"...

Frank Gaffney Knew Ronald Reagan, Sir, And Ronald Reagan Would HATE This Other Ron Reagan

A TAWDRY WORDFIGHT erupted yesterday on the Chris Matthews program between Frank Gaffney, some shouty, mid-level hawk, and Ronald Reagan's son, Ron Reagan. "Do you want the Taliban to be Afghanistan's government?? Taliban, Ron," Gaffney screams at Reagan, who's...