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Dear Media: HI! GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Thanks a lot, media, for literally helping turn the world's greatest democracy over to a fucking tyrant.

Awwww, Big Man Donald Trump Thinks He Could Beat Joe Biden In A Fight!

Call us crazy, but we think Old Handsome Joe Biden's got this one.

Trump Idiots: Really, Is ‘Grabbing Them By The Pussy’ Even *Wrong*?

Sen. Jeff Sessions can't figure out if it's sexual assault, and Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway is all PFFFFFT EVERYBODY DOES IT.

Sad Gary Johnson Can’t Name Any Foreign Leaders, Not Even Barack Hussein Obama

Gary Johnson is this campaign season's surprising comedy star

Slate Pitch: Hillary Clinton Was Terrible In Last Night’s Debate, And JUST KIDDING!

Hillz whomped Trump in the first debate real good, yes she did!
Screw you too, pal

In Which Rudy Giuliani Lies And Lies And Lies About Donald Trump’s Birther Sh*t

He insists Trump has totally believed Obama is a Real American for years now.

Wonkagenda: Friday, September 9, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Ann Coulter Will Die Of Broken Heart If Donald Trump Stops Yelling At Mexican Rapists

If Trump really 'softens his stance' on immigration, why, Ann might cancel her book tour and go home to cry!

Wonkagenda: Thursday, August 11, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Gosh, I'm a baaaaad boy!

Melania Trump Not Boning Hitler, She PROMISES

OK, Donald Trump isn't Hitler. But is he Stalin? Mussolini?
I'll just be a minute here. Be right back.

Chris Matthews Can’t Stop Staring At Melania Trump, Will Be In His Bunk

You'd think maybe Chris Matthews has been in the teevee journamalism business long enough to know he should assume every microphone is live, but he forgot that little axiom Tuesday night during MSNBC's election coverage, treating viewers to...
Donald Trump with his First Lady AKA his daughter.

Donald Trump Would Have Classiest, Most Elegant Abortions, Just Terrific

<a href="http://wonkette.com/600212/donald-trump-will-bomb-sht-out-of-ladies-who-have-abortions-murder-their-families"></a>What does Donald Trump believe about abortion? Donald Trump does not know. Last Wednesday, he set the internet aflame when he said that hey, if abortion is a crime, then somebody (THE LADY!) should be punished for criming....

Donald Trump Did Not Say ‘Put All The Abortions In Jail,’ It Was QUICK LOOK OVER THERE!

The other day, Donald Trump said an honest thing, and it was "if you are going to make abortion illegal, there has to be, like, a punishment because that is how illegal works." (He said it stupider than that,...
Listen up, you Messico losers!

Donald Trump Will Bomb Sh*t Out Of Ladies Who Have Abortions, Murder Their Families

Uh oh. Donald Trump accidentally said a true thing about illegal abortions. Wait, what the what? Donald Trump sparked a firestorm on Wednesday after saying that women should be punished for getting illegal abortions. “There has to be some form of...
We are so good at lies!

BREAKING: Bush And Cheney MAY HAVE Said Some Lies In Lead-Up To Iraq War

Everybody with two brain cells to rub together at least SUSPECTS that there was some fishy business in the run-up to the war on Iraq, what with the fact Saddam had not attacked us, no WMDs were ever found,...
Well why not raise the minimum wage to a jillion an hour, then, huh?

On Minimum Wage, GOP Offers Only Toxic (Aaron) Schock Treatment

Following the State of the Union address Tuesday, hunky but vapid Illinois Congressmeat Aaron Schock offered this wisdom on the Twitter Machine: It's so true! Raising the minimum wage won't eliminate poverty, so it's clearly not worth doing. Rachel Maddow...