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Trump Bombs Shit Out Of Syria, And Media CAN’T STOP HAPPY-JIZZING ABOUT IT

Did Donald Trump become A REAL MAN last night? The media sure thinks so!

NBC Throws Out Beloved Black TV Hosts For Megyn Kelly, Is That Weird?

And thus begins the rightwingening of NBC.

To End Vote Fraud, Donald Trump Must Build Wall Around His Family, Staff

Huh! Maybe we SHOULD look more closely at the 2016 election.

Lib Trash Megyn Kelly Joining Lib Trash NBC News, Where Lib Trash Belongs

CONGRATS, MEGYN KELLY, even if we kinda hate you sometimes.

Dear Media: HI! GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Thanks a lot, media, for literally helping turn the world's greatest democracy over to a fucking tyrant.

Awwww, Big Man Donald Trump Thinks He Could Beat Joe Biden In A Fight!

Call us crazy, but we think Old Handsome Joe Biden's got this one.

Trump Idiots: Really, Is ‘Grabbing Them By The Pussy’ Even *Wrong*?

Sen. Jeff Sessions can't figure out if it's sexual assault, and Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway is all PFFFFFT EVERYBODY DOES IT.

Sad Gary Johnson Can’t Name Any Foreign Leaders, Not Even Barack Hussein Obama

Gary Johnson is this campaign season's surprising comedy star

Slate Pitch: Hillary Clinton Was Terrible In Last Night’s Debate, And JUST KIDDING!

Hillz whomped Trump in the first debate real good, yes she did!
Screw you too, pal

In Which Rudy Giuliani Lies And Lies And Lies About Donald Trump’s Birther Sh*t

He insists Trump has totally believed Obama is a Real American for years now.

Wonkagenda: Friday, September 9, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Ann Coulter Will Die Of Broken Heart If Donald Trump Stops Yelling At Mexican Rapists

If Trump really 'softens his stance' on immigration, why, Ann might cancel her book tour and go home to cry!

Wonkagenda: Thursday, August 11, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Gosh, I'm a baaaaad boy!

Melania Trump Not Boning Hitler, She PROMISES

OK, Donald Trump isn't Hitler. But is he Stalin? Mussolini?
I'll just be a minute here. Be right back.

Chris Matthews Can’t Stop Staring At Melania Trump, Will Be In His Bunk

You'd think maybe Chris Matthews has been in the teevee journamalism business long enough to know he should assume every microphone is live, but he forgot that little axiom Tuesday night during MSNBC's election coverage, treating viewers to...
Donald Trump with his First Lady AKA his daughter.

Donald Trump Would Have Classiest, Most Elegant Abortions, Just Terrific

<a href="http://wonkette.com/600212/donald-trump-will-bomb-sht-out-of-ladies-who-have-abortions-murder-their-families"></a>What does Donald Trump believe about abortion? Donald Trump does not know. Last Wednesday, he set the internet aflame when he said that hey, if abortion is a crime, then somebody (THE LADY!) should be punished for criming....