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With so many current and former governors trying and failing to become president, Wonkette thought it would be a good idea to put together...

George Pataki, we hardly knew ye. Mostly because we never cared who the hell you were to begin with. We know you tried to remind us --...

Good news, kids! New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is back to giving a bacon-wrapped figgy snack about you. Sort of. Sure, there was that awkward...

Now that we've had almost a full day to take our Dramamine, and maybe some knockout-drops, we are ready to look back at the...

Welcome to your REAL Republican debate liveblog, the main course following the unappetizer course that several of you sat through because you have no...

Any diehard Wonkers masochistic enough to watch this turd volcano of a fifth GOP kiddie table debate (both of you) probably want some "information"...

That time has once again cummeth upon us, where we will sit down in front of our widescreen televisions, munch bits of ham frosting...

Best Former President Ever James Earl Carter had a nice surprise for his weekly Sunday School class at Maranatha Baptist Church in Plains, Georgia: "He...

We interrupt our regularly scheduled program of making jokes to ask this Very Serious Journalistic question: What the hell is this? One of those boys is the Trump...

The last few days we've learned that Republican governors, presidential candidates, pundits, and those weird people who show up in your Facebook friends' comments...

Is it already loser o'clock on a day that ends in "y" again? Why, yes it is. And you know what that means: Republican...

Oh, do you have your DVRs set and your babysitters called and your sex lube procured for tonight's SUPER-EXCITING REPUBLICAN DEBATE? Yes, they're going...

Thanks to some weirdass combination of math and poll-skewing, Fox Business Network (Motto: "Just As Loathsome But With Lower Ratings") announced some major shakeups...

After a brief attempt to collectively bargain for kinder, gentler debate rules -- Republican presidential candidate workers of the world, unite! -- the whole scheme...

On Wednesday, Americans watched the third Republican presidential debate. Well, some Americans, anyway. The ones who could afford it. Because, in case you needed reminding, freedom isn't...

Wednesday night's (very dumb) CNBC Republican debate had barely ended before the RNC and individual campaigns were whining and kvetching -- to reporters, their moms, to...

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