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Tag: chris christie

Hollywood Pees On Donald Trump’s Golden Rug. Wonkagenda for Monday, January 9, 2016

Senators are gearing up for confirm-a-palooza, K street is being flooded by Trumpkins, and Meryl Streep leaves Trump with butthurt. Your morning news brief!
Exit...exit...gotta find the exit...

Some Gentle Advice For Governor Chris Christie On How To Mafia-Style Kneecap That Bastard Trump

How to eat this dish of revenge, served cold.

House Republicans Murder Congressional Ethics Office, Because They’re Already So Ethical

What, you don't trust Republicans to police themselves? PFFFFFFFT.

Obama Saves Alaska! Wonkagenda For Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief

Bob Dole Wants To Make Taiwan Great Again! Wonkagenda for December 7, 2016

Donald Trump's slight of hand, everyone hates Chris Christie, and Corey Lewandowski hates Festivus. Your Daily News Brief!
Flynn's the Thanksgiving General: He lobbied for Turkey

Trump’s Likely Pick For National Security Advisor Only A Little Unhinged And Corrupt

He's definitely Flynn, though not necessarily In.

Mike Pence’s Dog Ate His Transition Homework

Trump team might not be awesome at this whole 'governing' thing.
Exit...exit...gotta find the exit...

Chris Christie Out After Mike Pence Eated All The Trump Transition Planning

Never saw this coming, nope, nope, nope.
Any good Secretary of Defense should be able to go 'Woo-woo-woo-woop!'

Donald Trump Sycophants Plan Cabinet Positions For Coming Government-In-Exile

Elaborate 'reviewing stands' made from refrigerator boxes being prepared for 'inauguration.'
How's that presidential transition team working out for ya then?

Chris Christie Aides Eated All The Guilty Verdicts In Bridgegate Trial

Maybe now Christie will take some responsibility and... hahaha, sorry, we couldn't keep a straight face.
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was...

Chris Christie Eated The Veep Nomination, Then Donald Trump Eated It Back, Ew.

Did Donald Trump offer the veep job to Chris Christie, then pull it away like a cat toy? You should see Christie chase a laser!

Donald Trump, Flaccid Man Of Chinese Steel: Yr Corporate Roundup

All your Corporate Malfeasance in one easy bite!

Chris Christie Thought Bridgegate Was Totally LOL, Is Liar, SURPRISE!

Chris Christie might be a lying dirty crook? NO WAY.

Wonkagenda: September 28th, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Slate Pitch: Hillary Clinton Was Terrible In Last Night’s Debate, And JUST KIDDING!

Hillz whomped Trump in the first debate real good, yes she did!