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Donald Trump is now dictating the snacks Chris Christie can and can't eat, because he wants all his WASPy spokes-whores to look absolutely stunning...

You may remember former Virginia governor Jim Gilmore, who was, at least on paper, an actual Republican candidate for president longer than Carly Fiorina,...

Now updated with some results! Hey, people in the Northeast who don't live in New York or Massachusetts or whatever! You live in Connecticut,...

Man, it is almost impossible to keep track of the things that Donald Trump will bluster over/lie about/deeply misunderstand. We thought about asking Shypixel to...

Michelle Obama, Queen First Lady of our hearts, has long cared deeply about America's obesity crisis, particularly among kids. How have right-wingers been dicks...

This is the moment Chris Christie's political career strapped on cement shoes and drowned itself in the river, never to be seen again: New Jersey...

Uh oh, it's a day in 2016, which means it's time for the remaining GOP candidates to come together for spiteful purposes, infecting our...

So Donald Trump had a pretty super Super Tuesday, huh? What with all of that winning he did, from hippy-dippy socialist Vermont and only-slightly-less liberal...

So, what did everybody do last night? Did you make history by being some sort of lady girl Vagina-American who won Super Tuesday? Did you...

Sometimes you do really stupid stuff that seemed like a great idea at the time, but you come to regret: falling in love with...

You know how we hate to say we told you so? Except for how we love to say it? Well, we told you so. We so...

So now we guess it is the Republicans having a debate every blasted Saturday when decent people just want to watch anything else? After...

Oh, to have the utter confidence of Ben Carson. This is a confidence that surpasseth understanding. It is a confidence completely unrelated to any...

Marco Rubio is not very good at running for president. His impressive third-place win (that was sarcasm, by the way) in Iowa gave him...

Remember when New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie was going to bully his way to the White House with his stellar platform, "It's time to...

On the other hand, he did beat Gov. Chris Christie, who isn't going on to South Carolina and plans to drop out of the race...

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