Wonkette

We hear that it’s basically a done deal that Sherwood Boehlert (R-NY) is announcing his retirement today. So we’d like to recommend a replacement. This gentleman here is currently running an unwinnable primary race against Count Rep. Chocola. We highly recommend pulling him out and sending him to defend Mr. Boehlert’s district. Why? Because he’s got an unbeatable platform: MORE »

Honestly, what can we possibly add to this: MORE »

• Under the Dome: Katherine Harris cruises around in a silver BMW 645 convertible with a “Harris for Senate” bumper sticker. . . Rep. Chris Chocola (R-Ind.) is the best golfer in Congress, for what it’s worth. [The Hill]
• Names & Faces: James Rubin to host daily newscast on Sky Television. . . Sandra Day O’Connor publishes autobiographical children’s book. . . Wolf Blitzer seen dining with the president of the Washington Wizards. [WP]
• Inside the Beltway: 6 of 10 board members of the National Black Republican Association are expected to resign this week. . . Hurricane boosts Barbour’s chances in ‘08. [WT]
• Rush & Molloy: Bush plays phone prank on Rep. Peter King (R-L.I.). [NYDN]
• Page Six: Hillary distracted by pinstripes, or maybe it’s just the wallets inside. . . McGreevey seen with a “typical Chelsea guy.” [NYP, NYP]