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The Awl vs. Wonkette: White House Correspondents Dinners and Promo Reels

Friday, May 8th, 2009


Two issues “on the table” in this week’s heads-a-bloggin’ exchange between your editor and Choire Sicha: that goddamned White House Correspondents Association Dinner/Jerkoff, and a curious new marketing video put out by our former employers at Gawker Media. Who will win?! MORE »


ONLY THREE MINUTES LONG!

Special Mexi-Pig Edition: The Awl vs. Wonkette

Friday, May 1st, 2009


We heard your cries of horror, so this week’s edition is three minutes long and PACKED with health & safety tips from The Awl’s Choire Sicha, so you won’t die of the pig-bird-hybrid flu! [The Awl]


SO NOT NECESSARY

Heads a-Bloggin’ — The Awl vs. Wonkette

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

The new warblog trend.
WTF? Oh look it’s Choire Sicha & Ken Layne’s hit new teevee show, Gossip Girl, at THE AWL. MORE »


EH WE ONLY READ TWITTER

Monday, April 20th, 2009

HOORAY A BLOG! It is about time that former Wonkette guest editor/contributor Choire Sicha and his little friend Alex Balk stopped being weird and just started doing another blog together, like they did and Gawker and then at Radar, until the latter was purchased and written by an anonymous pornographer. So here is their thing, “The Awl.” Be sure to print it out every morning! [The Awl]


UPCOMING NEWS REPORTS

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

Gotta look good for my not-wifeDID JOHN EDWARDS HAVE MORE SEX WITH LADIES?: Intrepid blog reporter Choire Sicha hears that a New York Times Metro reporter is digging into “a story about John Edwards and a Duke graduate.” We are Ethical and don’t want to spread scurrilous rumors, but maybe John Edwards has been fucking a Duke graduate? Maybe John Edwards has been fucking seven Duke graduates and had like 20 babies with each of them, who knows, there must be more information out there. [Radar]


IDIOCRACY

Why Hasn’t Barack Obama Stopped the Russians?

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

America's Finest Thinker.Jonah Goldberg penned a steaming heap of trash for today’s LA Times, blasting Moroccan strongman Barack Obama for not properly managing America’s foreign relations with Russia and Georgia during these current (oh wait, aborted!) beginnings of World War III. (Not the war with Mexico, different one.) MORE »


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Our Second Annual ‘Hopefully The Last White House Correspondents Post Ever’

Monday, April 28th, 2008

Liz asked Henry for a lil' chicken dance, Henry one-upped her with the 'Cambodia Shuffle'It was quite the star-studded affair in Washington D.C. Saturday evening for the annual White House Correspondents Dinner, perhaps the District’s biggest social night of the year. This is the one where journalists and the politicos they cover congregate in an overt celebration of their inappropriate friendships — you know, the ones that caused the Iraq War. All of America can drink to that! Obviously the public-at-large wouldn’t care about a journalism party — they are not for the soft-at-heart, or people who have lives — if it weren’t for the WHCD’s other strange attraction, the liberal Hollywood Movie Star guests! Your Wonkette’s associate editor and videographer/Polaroidist Liz Glover donned our best church clothes Saturday to witness the proceedings, and all we got were strange memories and a wretched purple umbrella that says “Bloomberg.” The troubling story, below! MORE »


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Stupid Leftists Can’t Even Make Good Propaganda

Friday, April 25th, 2008

Endless Bummer!Once upon a time there was a war in a faraway magical place called Vietnam. This was before the Internet! (Well, the public internet at least. DoD geeks started building their internet in 1969. Manhunt was probably a lot hotter then!) And all the hippies made angry silkscreen posters against the war, and some of them were kind of awesome. You see, before the Internet, people had to print and distribute things as a means of communication. And there was a thing called “graphic design.” Smoke a bowl with Choire, after the jump.

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Bush Loves Him! Meet The Navy SEAL Special Ops Super-Spook

Friday, April 18th, 2008

Endless Bummer!Hot, bald and stumpy Navy Rear Admiral Robert Harward is pulling a coup, thanks to our brave tribal leader George W. Bush. At the President’s recommendation, he’s jumping from one star to three-star vice admiral, a rare double promotion. How much enduring of freedom has Harward done to get such love from our beloved President? Why Harward, and not other SEALs such as crazed wrestler-governor Jesse Ventura or Vietnam killer of children and current New School president Bob Kerrey? MORE »


SPLOID

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

WAIT, WHAT? Is that famous New York Observer/LA Times/former Gawker/Sploid/Wonkette editor Choire Sicha posting here today? Why yes, yes he did! Leave ideas for his New Wonkette Column in the comments!


HILLARY CLINTON

Beloved Democratic Icon Paula Abdul Hearts Hillary Clinton

Monday, February 11th, 2008

Feel the Hillmentum! Even though she lost every primary, caucus, and bake-off in the continental United States (and the Virgin Islands!) this weekend, Hillary Clinton has this whole Presidential nomination thing in the bag. Her secret weapon: brave political leader and sometime animated cat dancer Paula Abdul, who effectively gives Clinton the nod in the LA Times. MORE »