Once upon a time there was an organization called the Republican National Committee, which was run by competent people like Ed Gillespie and Ken Mehlman. They helped win elections and stuff, until 2006, when Republicans suddenly stopped winning anything. Since then, a succession of nobodies at the RNC have helped make the party into the obscure Southern fringe group it is today. So which of six brave men will get to lead the party into further irrelevance in the future? MORE »

YOU KNOW WHAT IS SO TERRIBLE? It’s this liberal political correctness! Still! Back in the golden age of “Real America,” you could run around shouting the n-word at any given black person or piss on a Chinaman for being a Chinaman or just squeeze ladies’ boobs (”Honk Honk!” you’d say) at your workplace because THIS COUNTRY HAD CHARACTER, OK? And now the liberal media “controversy” against poor GOP chairman candidate Chip Saltsman, who tried to win party allies via the tried-and-true GOP bonding method of sharing n*gger jokes, has of course made Saltsman a hero in his own white party. MORE »

This is what Chip Saltsman — the guy who successfully won the GOP nomination for Mike Huckabee — sent out as a “Christmas Gift” to fellow Republicans, so they’d choose him as the new head of their party. Please, let’s stop the “political correctness” and please, please, please let this guy be the new leader of the Republican Party. He is a fresh voice from the Old Skool of southern white racist cocksuckers, and the GOP needs him more than ever, now. [Fox News/Times of London]