Tag: children’s treasury

Ted Cruz is ready to take America down the Jesus Road to national salvation, and some people are more excited about that than others....

Update/new development: Yr. Wonkette is psychic once again! (see end of post) Barry Bamz is going to single-handedly overthrow the rule of law...

We hear that the president's giving a speech tonight -- not that the broadcast teevee networks will bother carrying it -- and while the...

If you've never looked at the #tcot (Top Conservatives on Twitter) hashtag, congratulations, you have lower blood pressure than we do. This is a...

Barack Obama: golfing President, or golfing TYRANT!? That's the hot question from the Top Conservatives on Twitter today, after Instagram user larrydoh found one...

We're all still reeling over the awful Hobby Lobby decision today, but thank heavens, some of our great thinkers have already weighed in. For...

So you might think that this would be something that wingnuts would be happy about: U.S. Special Forces have captured Ahmed Abu Khattala, one...

We've now entered the exciting "place blame on people you don't like" phase of the coverage of the shootings in Isla Vista last Friday,...

A terrible thing happened yesterday at Fort Hood in Killeen, Texas, and at this point, we don't know much about the murderer, Ivan Lopez,...

Happy Martin Luther King Junior Day, everybody! If you are a normal person and not a terrible grasping morass of stupid like some internet...

It was a clear, crisp fall morning in Virginia as we made our way to Washington-Lee High School in Arlington for Terry McAuliffe’s first...

We are wondering if maybe we could just work up a template for these mass-shooting stories, where we could have blanks to fill in...

Exciting boob toob newz! Sarah Palin will be rejoining Fox News as a "contributor!" Weirdly, the Vanilla from Wasilla, O.G. Sno B. Grifta has done nothing to...

Hoooray it is White House Flickr Update Day! Just be sure to come out of your bunk in time to see Steve Cohen's press...

Say, did you notice that Joe Biden was just a little interrupty in the VP Debate? We are given to understand that Old Handsome...

Wonkette Operative "obfuscator2" sends us this thrilling account of rabid Wisconsin Union Thugz being unacceptably Radical, with their "peaceably assembling." Hello, you vile leftists! This...

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