Tag: children’s treasuries

A Children’s Treasury of Brand-New Birther Theories To Explain Eveything

Hey, everybody found America's First Dentist Orly Taitz. "In those days nobody wrote African as a race, it just wasn't one of the options. It sounds like it would be written today, in the age of political correctness, and...

A Children’s Treasury of CPAC Stupidity: the Final Chapter

Today was probably our last day at CPAC, an awful concentration camp of concentrated awfulness. But every winding Ron Paul book-signing line has to end somewhere, and we're sure these folks are glad to be rid of us too....

A Children’s Treasury of CPAC Crap, Vol. 2

Above, your editor tries his hand at using a real revolutionary-era copper dicking pot this kindly Teabagger was carrying around his belt. Unfortunately, this man was the only one who got the memo about it being Halloween, but in...

Wonkette Goes To CPAC: A Children’s Treasury of Conservatards, Vol. 1

Hey look, there's Sharron Angle! She refused to answer our questions about the future of makeup and what it means for the War in Afghanistan. Aww! Anyway, we just got here, but we've found plenty of weirdos and such...

A Children’s Treasury of ‘GZ Mosk’ Activists Against Justin Bieber

Remember when those people opposed to the "Ground Zero Mosk" embarrassed our country over the summer, and then the international news media moved on? They didn't, apparently, and now they have come to the next front in their epic...

A Children’s Treasury of Sarah Palin Facebook Commenters On Hanukkah

Sarah Palin has wished all American Jews a happy Hanukkah on Facebook, because all good Christians know being nice to Jews, despite them being wrong about Jesus, is how you earn special been-nice-to-Jews coupons you can spend in heaven....

A Children’s Treasury of Facebook Idiots Disagreeing With Palin On Koran Burn

Last night (which is last Sunday, in the Alaska time zone), Sarah Palin put up a Facebook message coming out against the burning of Korans by that nobody pastor. But wait, doesn't she usually bait her followers and their...

A Children’s Treasury of Facebook Comments About ‘the Mosk’

Multiple tipsters have sent us this fun Internet adventure: type "mosk" into Openbook, which shows you status updates of people who are too dumb to put any privacy setting on their Facebook account. EVIL LIBRULS have caught on to...

A Children’s Treasury of Rush Limbaugh Wedding Photos and Rush Fan Comments About Them

Young hearthrob Rush Limbaugh has a brand new Facebook page, and he has used this platform to at long last give the screeching masses what they want: photos of his wedding. "Sharing a laugh with Elton John backstage before...

A Children’s Treasury of Team Sarah Poetry and Trig Pics

We have infiltrated TeamSarah.org, the Internet's top repository of Sarah Palin crap, and boy oh boy is it majestic. There are 35,000 blog posts to be written about what is in this thing. But we have to start somewhere....

A Children’s Treasury of Breitbart Commenters Reacting To Dave Weigel’s Memoir Thing

This morning Grandpa Dave Weigel sat the Internet on his lap to tell it the story of the time he was a political reporter, his first non-tweeted public statement since being forced to resign from the Washington Post on...

A Children’s Treasury Of David Cameron Stalking Barack Obama

Back in 2008, the hottest fad among European politicians was to get their pictures taken with presidential candidate Barack Obama, who was much more popular among Europeans than any of them. David Cameron, who had been preparing for his...

A Children’s Treasury Of Wonkette Readers’ ‘Political Halloween Costumes’

Oh look, we've finally written "this post." Thank you to all of the operatives who sent in sexy pictures of their vulgar pagan bacchanalia dress. Our favorite would have to be this one from "J.R.'s friend Ross," dressing up...

A Children’s Treasury Of ‘GOP Faces’ From The Hot New GOP Website

The best aspect of the newly redesigned Republican Party website -- aside from that amazing "What up?" thing -- is the ability to refresh and refresh and refresh the homepage, for hours, to see all of the "GOP Faces"...

A Children’s Treasury Of Government-Solicited YouTubes About The Flu

Back in May or February or some other month, the world went nuts over a bunch of Mexicans giving everyone flu, from pigs, in an attempt to take over the world. But when Americans actually got this flu, they...

A Children’s Treasury Of Wacky Media Inquiries About Mark Sanford’s Sexy Disappearance

For several days in late June, Mark Sanford spokesman Joel Sawyer had just about the worst job ever, having to deal with every national reporter and local legislator asking about Sanford's whereabouts -- which he did not know and...