Tag: children’s books

Ted Cruz’s Ad Looks Just Like SNL’s Fake Ads, Except Terrible, Not Funny

Ted Cruz continues his unprovoked war of aggression against American popular culture tonight with his campaign's alleged tribute to Saturday Night Live's fake ads. We have some bad news and some good news: The bad news is that it...

Michigan School Hardly Freaked Out At All By Gay Character In Children’s Book

After years of upsetting the easily ruffled and delighting kids who appreciate a good booger joke (if you fail to appreciate a good booger joke, you may not actually be a kid), and in the process making his Captain...
You can see why someone might think that's a beaver

Sundays With The Christianists: A Mutilated Squirrel Teaches Your Kids Why Welfare Is Bad

Good Sunday to you, Sinners! As we promised, or threatened, earlier in the week when we wrote about the Tennessee homeschooling mom who is Very Concerned about all the Islamic Indoctrination that she's sure is happening in the school...
Just imagine 30 pages of this!

Sundays With The Christianists: Here’s A Delightful Children’s Book About Hell

Hey, there, all you sinners, apostates, reprobates, fornicators, sodomites, adulterers, whoremongers, and occasional jaywalkers! Time for another visit to Fundamentalist Land, with an enchanting little book for kids called The Cage: A Young Children’s Guide to the Biblical Teaching...
Good infectious fun!

Insane Anti-Vaxxer Children’s Book Will Make Every Kid Want Measles

So here is a thing that exists: An anti-vaxxer children's book called Melanie's Marvelous Measles, published in 2012 and getting renewed attention now for pretty obvious reasons. It's a happy little book about the joys of getting measles and...
Why teach American history when you can worship it instead?

Rush Limbaugh’s Crappy Books Will Save Kids From A.P. History

The Grand Freakout over revisions to the Advanced Placement U.S. History (APUSH) exam continues. As you recall, the College Board's changes to the APUSH test -- which downplay memorization and emphasize more engagement with primary historical texts -- have...

New Children’s Book Explains Why Heather’s Two Mommies Will Burn Forever In Hell

OK, so much for that "nice time" crap. Here's a happy little children's book to "sensitively" explain to children, "with love and compassion," why God gets really, really worked up about whose genitals are allowed to touch, and why...

Enjoy This Charming 1984 ‘Children’s Book’ About Margaret Thatcher

We remember seeing this book, Raymond Briggs' The Tin-Pot Foreign General and the Old Iron Woman, when it was released in 1984. Any youngsters among the Wonkettariat may need a bit of background on the Falklands War before watching....

Mean Old Charles Krauthammer Hated The Berenstain Bears

Jan Berenstain, who co-authored the childrens' book series The Berenstain Bears along with her late husbad, Stan, died last week. This is a tragedy to your Wonkette writer, who read and made bad political jokes about dozens of these...

Obama Pens Anorexia Children’s Book

President Obama has written a children's book, apparently, and it will be released November 16. It's called Of Thee I Sing: A Letter to My Daughters, because when you are president, you cannot just simply write your daughters a...

Sinister Plot Afoot To Teach Young Children About Obama

Man, kids lurrrv Barack Obama, probably because his name is easy to pronounce and he's not a scowly old creep. Well, that's one explanation ... for losers! An alternative theory has it that the children's book industry transformed our...

New Evil Children’s Book Found On Internet, Rushed To Front Of Mockery Line

Only a couple of years after publication of the definitive closet-gay child's escapist fantasy, Why Mommy Is a Democrat, some dingus has finally self-published the appropriate wartime response, Why Daddy Is A Republican. Because Daddy is John McCain? Oh,...

Details Leak About Presumed Worst Book Ever

Meghan McCain is a quick finisher! It hasn't been that long since we first learned about John McCain's unemployed blogger daughter's upcoming children's book, and already it's nearing publication. September 2 in fact, during the convention! And yes, that...

Meghan McCain To Write Children’s Book About Dad, Continue To Never Have Job

Meghan "Blogette" McCain, the princess daughter of John McCain and his second trophy wife Cindy, has sewn up a children's book deal. It sounds frightening, according to what she says in a publisher's statement: "I am truly excited about...