President Heroically Makes Child Cry
Thursday, July 12th, 2007
A petulant little girl tried to shame the President at a Cleveland Q&A on Tuesday. Jessica Hackerd, 13, had Bush right where she wanted him. Defeated and confused, Bush had just finished his rambling remarks when young Jessica pounced. She went right for his weak spot with a pointed question about the recently-defeated immigration bill, the final nail in the coffin of the President’s domestic legacy. MORE »
A petulant little girl tried to shame the President at a Cleveland Q&A on Tuesday. Jessica Hackerd, 13, had Bush right where she wanted him. Defeated and confused, Bush had just finished his rambling remarks when young Jessica pounced. She went right for his weak spot with a pointed question about the recently-defeated immigration bill, the final nail in the coffin of the President’s domestic legacy. MORE »
Who Will Be Iowa’s Tanc Girl (or Boy!)
Friday, July 6th, 2007
Tomas “The Tanc Engine” Tancredo is taking Iowa by storm as hicks across our nation’s second-boringest state thrill to his message of banning brown people once and for all. To help drum up the natives even more, “Tanc and Tonic” is holding an ol’ fashioned child exploitation contest. MORE »
Tomas “The Tanc Engine” Tancredo is taking Iowa by storm as hicks across our nation’s second-boringest state thrill to his message of banning brown people once and for all. To help drum up the natives even more, “Tanc and Tonic” is holding an ol’ fashioned child exploitation contest. MORE »
Give a Kid Some Beer & Maybe It’ll Shut Up
Wednesday, May 9th, 2007
* “At a Tuesday markup of the Taleshia Ford Memorial Amendment Act of 2007, the Committee on Public Works and the Environment voted to strike a section of the bill that would make it a crime for minors to buy alcohol at ABC-licensed establishments.” [WCP]
* Plagiarizing your way to the top isn’t so bad, comparatively. Can you think of anything to fix DC’s shitty schools? [WP]
* House advances Casino Plan recognition for Virginia Indian tribes. [WP]
* “It’s time for a revolution in this country, my friends. We set up a system whereby we’d pick a few people to make sure our right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness was protected from foreign invaders and immoral peer-citizens. Our ancestors wanted simply to live in peace, pursuing their own brand of happiness. We’re to the point where, to the contrary, more than anything else outside of terrorism, the government itself — the very institution we set up to protect us — poses the largest threat to our way of life. It’s getting old. If you’ve walked out to your parked car & found a ticket for expired tags, take it in to your jurisdiction and fight to get your money back.” [Big Stupid Guy]
* Bill Richardson is a hilarious cowboy. [YouTube]
* “At a Tuesday markup of the Taleshia Ford Memorial Amendment Act of 2007, the Committee on Public Works and the Environment voted to strike a section of the bill that would make it a crime for minors to buy alcohol at ABC-licensed establishments.” [WCP]
* Plagiarizing your way to the top isn’t so bad, comparatively. Can you think of anything to fix DC’s shitty schools? [WP]
* House advances Casino Plan recognition for Virginia Indian tribes. [WP]
* “It’s time for a revolution in this country, my friends. We set up a system whereby we’d pick a few people to make sure our right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness was protected from foreign invaders and immoral peer-citizens. Our ancestors wanted simply to live in peace, pursuing their own brand of happiness. We’re to the point where, to the contrary, more than anything else outside of terrorism, the government itself — the very institution we set up to protect us — poses the largest threat to our way of life. It’s getting old. If you’ve walked out to your parked car & found a ticket for expired tags, take it in to your jurisdiction and fight to get your money back.” [Big Stupid Guy]
* Bill Richardson is a hilarious cowboy. [YouTube]
Duncan Hunter’s Son Duncan Hunter Now Just Doing His Dad’s Work For Him
Monday, March 26th, 2007
An emailer claims to have caught Duncan Hunter’s son Duncan Hunter pretending to be his congressman dad this last weekend. Though we’re pretty sure that’s not against the law — the district voted for Duncan Hunter, not necessarily that Duncan Hunter, right?
Presidential candidate and former HASC chair, Duncan Hunter, was outside his office Friday practicing his golf swing at some length….while his son (also named Duncan Hunter) sat in on meetings in his Dads office — inc meetings with VERY high ranking military officers.
There’s a hilarious story in here about the time our uncle Dick accidentally deposed the prince of Cambodia during a White House tour mistaken identity switcharoo in the ’70s, but it’s a bit long to get in to here.
More speculation, including claims of presidential campaign impropriety (horror of horrors!), after the jump, as always.
An emailer claims to have caught Duncan Hunter’s son Duncan Hunter pretending to be his congressman dad this last weekend. Though we’re pretty sure that’s not against the law — the district voted for Duncan Hunter, not necessarily that Duncan Hunter, right?
Presidential candidate and former HASC chair, Duncan Hunter, was outside his office Friday practicing his golf swing at some length….while his son (also named Duncan Hunter) sat in on meetings in his Dads office — inc meetings with VERY high ranking military officers.
There’s a hilarious story in here about the time our uncle Dick accidentally deposed the prince of Cambodia during a White House tour mistaken identity switcharoo in the ’70s, but it’s a bit long to get in to here.
More speculation, including claims of presidential campaign impropriety (horror of horrors!), after the jump, as always.
Meet America’s Newest Loser Presidential Candidate!
Thursday, March 1st, 2007
She’s earnest like John Edwards and a “fresh face” like Barack Obama, minus the cigarette-stained teeth and madrassa indoctrination. It’s far more likely she’ll be elected King Jesus Christ than elected president of the United States — putting her in the same class as Tom Vilsack and Duncan Hunter and Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich — but the scrappy newcomer is all smiles and optimism. MORE »
She’s earnest like John Edwards and a “fresh face” like Barack Obama, minus the cigarette-stained teeth and madrassa indoctrination. It’s far more likely she’ll be elected King Jesus Christ than elected president of the United States — putting her in the same class as Tom Vilsack and Duncan Hunter and Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich — but the scrappy newcomer is all smiles and optimism. MORE »
Nancy Pelosi Now Free To Hammer Children
Thursday, January 4th, 2007
That “grandmother” act sure didn’t last long. The woman who now stands just two indictments away from the presidency took out her rage on these innocent children, who look nothing like baby seals. MORE »
That “grandmother” act sure didn’t last long. The woman who now stands just two indictments away from the presidency took out her rage on these innocent children, who look nothing like baby seals. MORE »
Do They Know It’s War On Christmas Time At All?
Friday, December 15th, 2006
Nothing funnier than our boys teaching the kids in Iraq to, uhm, chant “FUCK IRAQ! FUCK IRAQ!” MORE »
Nothing funnier than our boys teaching the kids in Iraq to, uhm, chant “FUCK IRAQ! FUCK IRAQ!” MORE »
Mark Foley on O’Reilly, May, 2006
Monday, October 2nd, 2006
We knew the poor guy had been outed, but we didn’t realize he was actually Paul Lynde. (”They can’t keep doin’ the Texas two-step” was, we’re pretty sure, scripted by the surviving writers from Hollywood Squares). MORE »
We knew the poor guy had been outed, but we didn’t realize he was actually Paul Lynde. (”They can’t keep doin’ the Texas two-step” was, we’re pretty sure, scripted by the surviving writers from Hollywood Squares). MORE »
