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Posts Tagged ‘child pornography’

BLOWVEMBER

DING DING DING Senate Aide Arrested For Kiddie Porn DING

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

A “high-level” aide to communist Sen. Barbara Boxer of California has been arrested after — whoops! — he was caught chatting and swapping cock pictures with 13-year-old boys on a liberal social network called “Google Hello.” Gross! And the funny thing about one of those 13-year-old boys was that he was actually an FBI detective, trying to capture him. OOPS. Let’s learn more about Mr. Jeff Rosato, who has walked straight into a cold Blowvember gust. MORE »


COCKTOBER

Albany Awash In Sick Porn Filth

Friday, October 17th, 2008

Sick. Sick and wrong.Jesus, what are they putting in the water up there? Today’s tale of New York politicos embroiled in grody sex scandals brings you Robert Groezinger, a lawyer and aide to a New York state senator, who is accused of downloading a bunch of child pornography to his home computer. Authorities say Groezinger corresponded with someone in California, the international capital of perverts, in order to get over 40 images of whatever, it is gross, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE. MORE »


COCKTOBER

Tragic Details Of Republican’s Ruined Plans For Sex With Imaginary Children

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

Sad loser with lubeYesterday all we knew about this fellow Chris Ortloff was that he had been arrested in a hotel room with some manner of sex devices on his person and an alleged intention to do dirty things to a minor or minors. Now we learn the nature of the devices (garden variety, alas) and the intended victims (fake 11- and 12-year-old sisters). MORE »


COCKTOBER

Former Upstate NY Politician Arrested In Seedy Motel Kiddie Porn Sting

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

Why so seedy?Three cheers, for Cocktober is in full swing! Some tragic former upstate New York assemblyman and current parole board member was busted for allegedly arranging a date with what he thought would be an underage person but turned out to be the State Police. Hmm! Our fake fantasy victim has no gender here in this write-up. MORE »


PERVERTS

New Jersey Legislator’s Kiddie Porn Scandal Teaches Valuable Lessons

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

Elected office plus child pornography equals public humiliationHere is a helpful tip for all you local lawmakers who want to look at porn in your office: DON’T PRINT IT OUT AND THEN LEAVE YOUR PORNOGRAPHY LYING AROUND. Oh, and if it is horrible child pornography? First, quit looking at that shit, and second, DO NOT LEAVE IT LYING AROUND. Sadly, New Jersey Assemblyman Neil Cohen seems not to have mastered this valuable concept. MORE »


VIRGINIA

Virginia Is For Pornographers

Friday, February 29th, 2008

Virginia is also the home of the rock organ.Attention child pornography fans! Are you planning your next vacation? You’ll be in good company in Virginia, where over 20,000 computers contain your preferred reading materials! MORE »


TOP

Maryland Republican Lawmaker Caught With Kiddie Porn!

Friday, February 15th, 2008

But children like mustache rides, officerIn a rare display of political hypocrisy, a longtime Republican lawmaker has resigned today after child pornography was discovered on his computer. Can you imagine such a thing? Let’s meet Maryland Delegate Robert A. McKee, 58, a 29-year state representative with a proud record of fighting sex offenders. We believe the appropriate metaphor here would be “textbook.” MORE »


POLLS

Rumors On The Internets: I Want to Believe, John

Monday, August 14th, 2006
  • Second “I had an abortion” campaign launched, first was in ‘72. [Feministing]
  • “More and more there is the sinking sensation at the Times that the Internet isn’t Kansas.” [Romenesko]
  • 68% of Americans support bringing all troops home by the end of this calendar year or by one year from now. [Eschaton]
  • Slutty kid may offend Muslims. [LGF]
  • Atlas Shrugs interviews John Bolton: “You remember Godfather, Frank Sinatra, it was supposed to be Frank Sinatra, he’s crying, you’re godfather. Same thing happens, somebody slap him. So how could you have so much faith in the Lebanon government? I mean, I want to believe, John. I believe in you. I want to believe.” [Atlas Shrugs]