Tag: child labor

Is it November 9 yet?

Let’s Pretend To Care About Kansas And South Carolina! Your Senate Sunday Reaches Its End

Let's see what's doing in some red states, to round out our look at all 34 Senate races this year.

Nestlé Being Only Mildly Evil This Time, Compared To All The Other Times

Nestlé hearts poisoned babies, child slaves and taking water from small towns.

Feds Won’t Let Polygamous Mormon Cult Have Child Brides OR Child Slaves? What Gives?

Why yes, these people are up to some weird shit again.

Kick-Ass Teenager Wins Nobel Peace Prize. What Have You Done With Your Life?

Ok, people, time to turn the snark off for just a little bit. We have some GOOD news to report. The Nobel Peace Prize winners were announced. We’re guessing that recent events took the Palin family out of consideration,...
United States of "Beliefs"

Your Religious Beliefs Can Get You Out Of Pretty Much Anything Now, Thanks SCOTUS!

Used to be there was a law that U.S. Americans of America had to obey the law, but thanks to the Supreme Court and its super screwed decision in Burwell v. Hobby Lobby -- yes, still mad about that; yes,...
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Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Child Labor’s Still Pretty Cool For Tobacco Growers

We depend on our Sunday New York Times for in-depth reporting on stuff that we may or may not care about, and on a good day we might even learn about something we had no idea we should have...

Let Us Help You Make Hot Cocoa That Is Both Tasty And Not Evil

I live in the Midwest where we now only have negative temperatures, which means that we are in hock to the thermometer. If I’m going to keep us out of temperature prison, there has to be hot cocoa. Has...

Sundays With The Christianists: A ‘World History’ Textbook For Home-Schooled Child Laborers

Greetings, intrepid Temps-Voyageurs! Let us not tarry, for there is much to explore in this quaint and curious volume for Christianist 10th-graders, World History and Cultures In Christian Perspective. Last week, we finally reached the founding of the...

Obama Conducting ‘Marxist Dogma’ By Trying To Reduce Child Labor On Farms

Yesterday, late-night television, today, THE FAMILY FARM! President Obama is on a quest to ruin all the fun the conservatives are having now they've got a/their man, and the latest method is to tell people who own farms that...

Ex-Child Janitor Trashes Newt Gingrich’s Revolutionary Economic Plan (VIDEO)

At a Newt Gingrich event on Wednesday (THESE CONTINUE TO EXIST, though what is meant by "event" may only amount to a release of gas), a man who spent part of his high school years working as a janitor...

Chuck Grassley To End Child Obesity By Ending Labor Laws For Fat Kids

Oh, goody! Senator Chuck Grassley has become the latest Republican non-healing ulcer to air his word salad "ideas" on child labor. With the help of palletfuls of billion dollar bills from unwitting taxpayers, Grassley's state of Iowa and its...

Blah Blah, Sen. Mike Lee Wants Child Labor Legal Again, Blah Blah

What a boring Friday! Why is that Loughner kid not doing anything crazy? There are so many reporters there in Tucson, ready for him to lick a bailiff. What are we supposed to talk about, each vote in that...

Michael Bennet Resorts To Child Labor, Kidnapping Old Woman

This video was e-mailed to us by a frightened child calling herself "Halina Bennet." She told us she and her siblings put this video together exposing the cruel child-labor practices Sen. Michael Bennet has forced upon them in his...