child abuse
Bill O’Reilly Pretty Sure This Gay Colorado Lawmaker Wants To Molest All The Kids
So it looks like, with Glenn Beck gone, Bill O’Reilly has happily returned to his role as “the craziest one on Fox,” what with the incoherent yelling at Alan Colmes and the confusion about basic facts and all that. And we all remember how much fun he had calling Dr. George Tiller America’s Mengele, until [...]
WI Senator Wants Law Saying Single Parents Are Probably Child Abusers
Reducing rates of child abuse and neglect is a topic everyone can agree is important. Now, says Wisconsin state Senator Glenn Grothman, let us consult the Ouija board to figure out which entire category of people make up the secret witches behind this evil and make a law telling everyone to hurl poop and screams [...]
Scott Brown Reveals Tragic Reason Why He Has Empathy For People
To the absolute horror of the teabaggers who supported his longshot run for Ted Kennedy’s old Senate seat, Scott Brown has turned out to be a pretty decent and fair-minded guy, and apparently has no qualms about voting for what he thinks is the right thing, regardless of party. Today we learn that he was [...]
‘Baby’s Snatch’ Ends Hilariously With Classic Government Restraint
That whole Teabagger baby-stealing episode is finally over, and the child has been given to its parents, even though those parents still do not have custody of two previous children, who are now in foster care because a judge ruled the father had abused one of them. This is confusing all the Teabaggers who were [...]
A Children’s Treasury of Teabagger E-mails Against ‘Baby’s Snatching’
Oh no, this whole Brian Doherty thing is just getting sad. Almost immediately after your afternoon editor took him down yesterday, Doherty went back on his blog and attempted a rejoinder. The crux of his new argument is that, one, “I had no intention of saying [Wonkette] should spend their time proving their objectivity by [...]
National Review Breaks Down Inherent Evil Of Football Snack Commercial
Many Americans enjoyed this ad for cheesy potato chips that aired during a television football game last week, making for some good water-cooler chat the next day, in the unemployment line. Conservative columnist and radio host Dennis Prager, writing in National Review, explains why they’re wrong.
New Gay-Hater Ad Also Abuses Children
Shouldn’t it be illegal to do this Child Pornography, in America? Call your local Sex-Creep Police 911 and report these people immediately. Death Penalty for all of them. [YouTube/Pharyngula]
Brave Buffalo Democrat Joins Endless Cummer Fun
Today’s Florida Republican Sex Criminal Actually Offed Himself
“If It’s Good Enough for Enemy Combatants, Dammit, Then It’s Good Enough for My Kids!”
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