Tag Archives: chick-fil-a

Catholic League Pretty Sure They’ve Put Guinness Out of Business By Now

the unscientific method

Remember on Saint Patrick’s Day when shitty beers like Heineken and tolerable beers like Sam ...

happiness is a warm meal and a gun

It’s tough when your heroes let you down. Take Toby Keith, for example. His restaurant, Toby ...

knights of the dumb table

Hey Wonknesians who happen to be boys or ladies who happen to have boy children (do not yell at us ...

oh good this again

What do you think, Chick-fil-A? Would only a fruitcake not love your party trays? Well we think you ...

winner winner chicken dinner

But which jerkwad thing did Allen West do to black people, you might ask? He delivered Chick-fil-A to ...

great drive-thru confrontations of our times

So, this guy. Drivin’ up in his Prius, bursting with joy and righteousness about his ...

chicken = new starburst

How is American journalism’s most fearless armchair-warrior, Weekly Standard editor and former ...

i do not think those words mean what you think they mean

Who could forget the magical year 1999? Bill Clinton proved that it was Constitutional for the ...

sad that gore vidal missed this

It is here, finally: Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day, the brainchild of weekend cable television host ...

mommy blogging

Hey hey Chick-fil-A, how many women did you fire for having children at home so they could be ...

chicken blows i suppose

The Chick-fil-A company, which produces these salty waffle fries and breaded/fried chickenish ...

"even dykes say yay"

Chick-fil-A, great American chicken store, has this inconvenient reputation of being quite, quite ...

chicken anus burgers in the news

Have you wondered what in hell a “Chick-Fil-A” might be? It’s a company that sells ...