Silicon Valley's bastard son has created something far more sinister than Facebook.
Nobody has to say 'Don't ever change, Donald.' He's utterly incapable of not being a small-time crook at heart.
Pittsburgh. Drinky Thing. GO NOW.
Baby please don't go! Wait, do go! TO SEE US!
GET IT? DO YOU GET IT? I GET IT.
Now we adults need to live up to the example the kids have set.
KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER.
House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.
No, it's Tuesday, not today. We just came early. It's a real problem sometimes.
Trump has some thoughts about guns, Chuck Todd is woke, and Betsy DeVos doesn't know shit. Your morning new brief.
There's a Wolf in Illinois 5th District, and we're going to flush the son of a bitch out.
For certain values of 'you.' Best click through and find out!
Fox really is covering a completely different planet.
Gonna kiss ALL OF YOU on your faces!
YOU GUYS. IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. GIVE US ALL THE MONEY TO GO TO THE MARCH THING, WITH THE TEENS, FOR NO GUNS.
Oh look, it's Paul Manafort running away with bags of money again! Catch him!