Tag: chicago

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Exhausted By Trump, And It’s Only Been Two Damn Weeks

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Trump Pastor Lied About ‘Top Gang Thugs’ Supporting Trump, Please Fetch Our Smelling Salts

They were not even *lesser* gang thugs. Or in gangs at all.

Trump Kicks Off ‘Black Appreciation Of Donald Trump Month’ With Omarosa And Friends

Though conservatives typically celebrate Black History Month with a flurry of tweets about how unfair it is that we don't have WHITE History Month even though that is all of the other months, or reminders that Martin Luther King...

Steve Bannon Is Your President Now, Isn’t That Marvelous?! Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 30, 2017

Trump's Muslim ban blows up in his face, Not America hates Trump, Philly scares the GOP. Your morning news brief!

Chicago To Trump: Go F*ck Yourself

Chicago's politicians laugh while Trump shakes his tiny fists in anger.

Vive La Résistance! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 26, 2017

The Muslim Ban gets a new name, Voice of America gets ruined, and government agencies are going rouge! Your morning news brief!

Trump’s LOW RATINGS Attention Grab. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 25, 2017

Trump threatens Chicago, science geeks protect their pockets, and Republicans plot what to burn next. Your morning news brief!

Uppity Women Marching Against Trump’s American Carnage: Your Wonkette Livebloog

A Lot Of People are saying there's a misogynist in the White House. This is what we hear.
If you'd planned better, you wouldn't have gotten old.

Chicago And Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky FIRED UP AND READY TO GO, YOU CACKS

Chicago Chicago my kind of town!

We Met A Total Brian In Chicago!

Classic Wesley!

Let’s Watch Obama’s Farewell Speech And Beg Him Never To Leave Us Again

It's OK if he's not ready to go yet, the majority of Americans will understand. Also, it's your Open Thread!

Trump’s Cabinet Brings The Circus To Washington. Wonkagenda for January 10, 2017

Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief!

Glenn Beck Overcomes Brief Flirtation With Sanity, Is Back To Old Tricks

Maybe he will go back to wearing costumes again?

Assholes Film Selves Torturing Mentally Disabled White Guy, So More Race War To Look Forward To, Yay

You won't see the video here! It's a safe space and whatnot.

Racist Michael’s Lady ‘Breaks Her Silence,’ As If Anyone Wanted Her To

Yes she's sorry -- that you discriminated against her for being a white Trump voter!!!!!

GOP Murders Ethics Office, Wonder Why! Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 3, 2016.

The GOP tries to cover its ass, Trump tries to cover the border, and Julian Assange cries to Sean Hannity. Your morning news brief!