Chicago Chicago my kind of town!
It's OK if he's not ready to go yet, the majority of Americans will understand. Also, it's your Open Thread!
Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief!
Maybe he will go back to wearing costumes again?
Assholes Film Selves Torturing Mentally Disabled White Guy, So More Race War To Look Forward To, Yay
You won't see the video here! It's a safe space and whatnot.
Yes she's sorry -- that you discriminated against her for being a white Trump voter!!!!!
The GOP tries to cover its ass, Trump tries to cover the border, and Julian Assange cries to Sean Hannity. Your morning news brief!
Bristol is APPALLED by these so-called 'A-listers' who won't even perform for Trump's inauguration. HOW DARE THEY?
Get in here and read your morning News Brief in your new briefs. Or whatever, we don't judge.
Trump's margin in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania is now fewer than 80,000 VOTES, FOR REAL, OH MY GOD.
Obama's still got some game, Sarah Palin begs for a job, and Trump's Twitter feed! Your daily news brief!
Also if you exclude 49 states, all of America is Oklahoma.
It's morning in America, so you can read the racist graffiti more clearly.
Non-white women invade the Senate, educators try to comfort kids, and more reasons to hate Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. Your morning news brief!