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In a move that's certain to help improve relations between police and the populations they keep in line safe, a Chicago cop is suing...

It has come to our attention that a young man on the internet has all the feels for Bernie Sanders. Oh, sorry, we ought to be...

Achtung and hey there, Iowa Wonkers! Come join your editrix, her sessy husband, and her heiress baby on Sunday, Jan. 31, the afternoon before...

Friends, Wonkers, perverts, lend us your danglies and your girl-danglies, and also listen up, sons (and girl-sons)! We come before you today to tell...

Wheaton College near Chicago is a dumb, bad place. It's one of those institutions of higher learning everybody and their intelligent mothers would view as a...

Now that Barack Obama has nullified the Second Amendment and grabbed all the guns, we'd like to look back at the speech in which...

We still don't know why Chicago police used deadly force against 19-year-old Quintonio LeGrier after his father, Antonio LeGrier, called 911 early Saturday morning...

Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel, the most popular member of the Democratic Party after Joe Lieberman and Zell Miller, is having a rough time of...

We hate to say we told you so, except for nuh uh, we love it. And we so told you so. This kid, CJ...

Here's a story that is no doubt familiar to you by now. Cop shoots a black kid a whole bunch of times, black kid...

Sooo many House speaker SEX SCANDALS since last we checked on (alleged) sick pervert Denny Hastert, the “safe” one who only became speaker in...

Time once again to check in with America's Responsible Gun Owners to find out how the Second Amendment has been keeping us all safe from...

Remember that kid from Memphis, Gay Lance Something-Or-Other? If you don't, NO, he did not build a clock, that boy was a Muslim, not...

You remember those assholes, Kevin O'Connor and daughter Crystal, who own Memories Pizza in Walkerton, Indiana? Let us quickly refresh you. They said, "No...

Thank heavens, the latest attempt to oppress Christians in America has been thwarted. The CEO of Office Depot has apologized to a nice "pro-life"...

Hey, remember Hurricane Katrina? It was ten years ago, almost! It was devastating. The final death count was 1,836 in Louisiana and Mississippi, and...

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