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Have An Orgasm For Jesus With Teresa Of Avila’s Chess Apple Pie!

Today we celebrate the feast of Teresa of Ávila, also known as Teresa of Jesus. Teresa found life in a 16th century Spanish convent too full of gossip and other social activity to be able to really get down to deep thought and prayer, so she took some other bookish nuns to the outskirts of town, where they refused to wear shoes, flagellated themselves, and engaged in meditative prayer. Read more on Have An Orgasm For Jesus With Teresa Of Avila’s Chess Apple Pie!…
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Did Space Monsters Abduct This Chess-Obsessed President of a Small Ex-Soviet Republic?

Kirsan Ilyumzhinov is a multi-millionaire businessman, conservationist, head of the World Chess Federation, and current president of the Tibetan-style Buddhist/Russian Republic of Kalmykia on the northwest shore of the Caspian Sea. He also claims that he was abducted by space aliens. Naturally, a Russian MP wants Russian President Dmitry Medvedev to personally interrogate Ilyumzhinov about the alleged 1997 UFO abduction, because what if the space monsters got some kind of KGB secrets? Read more on Did Space Monsters Abduct This Chess-Obsessed President of a Small Ex-Soviet Republic?…
 

Flying Penis Invades Russian Political Scene

Here is “grand chessmaster” Garry Kasparov, who moonlights as the leader of the Other Russia movement, “a loose coalition of activists opposing Vladamir Putin and the current Russian government.” He gave a speech Saturday in Moscow when a FLYING HELICOPTER PENIS interrupted him, frightening the world, until some (gay?) dude swatted it down. Don’t believe us? Watch. [Sharenator, Waxy] Read more on Flying Penis Invades Russian Political Scene…