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Grown-Ass Chelsea Clinton Don’t Give Two F*cks About You, Donald Trump

Chelsea Clinton's interview with Cosmopolitan went WAY BETTER than her pal Ivanka Trump's.

Donald Trump And Rudy Giuliani Playing ‘Adulterous Slut’ Card Against Hillary Clinton. Really.

Hey remember all those times Trump and Giuliani banged mistresses while they were married to other ladies?

Hillary Clinton Has Brain Pneumonia, Trump Demands To Be Sworn In Immediately

Hillary Clinton has a touch of the bubons, but she's getting better.
Owen Wilson was a gimme, but who to use for the second face? Giuliani?

Donald Trump Really Wanted Invite To Chelsea Clinton’s Wedding. Probably To Look For Illegals.

When Donald Trump didn't get invited to Chelsea Clinton's 2010 wedding, he knew it had to be a mistake. So he took action. A little.

White Power Trump Supporter Guys Almost As Scared Of Women As Donald Trump Is

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Oh they are gonna be so SAD!

DNC Night Four: Hillary Clinton Makes History, Bill Makes Sammiches. Your Wonket Livebloog!

It's the final night of the Democratic National Convention! Watch for falling balloons!
You might recall him from such previous tweets as...

Trump’s Favorite Clinton Fantasy Author Awfully Fond Of N-Word

Robert Morrow, the co-author of one of Donald Trump's favorite books smearing Bill and Hillary Clinton, has an inordinate fondness for the n-word. You won't see him tied down by political correctness! Or common decency either.
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Wonder What Donald Trump And Clinton Conspiracy Loon Ed Klein Chatted About Over Lunch

So here's a thing that happened in Indianapolis Monday: Donald Trump had lunch with his now-exonerated Head Thug Corey Lewandowski, his social media director (and former golf caddie) Dan Scavino, and a dude who isn't officially part of the...

Would You Like Wonkette In Your Box Every Morning?

How long has it been since you examined your box? Do you like to examine it in the morning, when the sunlight hits it just right? When you examine your box, tell us, is Wonkette in it? Send a...
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

Democratic Debate Moderator Sleeping With Republican Benghazi Committee, We Guess

There is a general consensus emerging on every internet in the whole galaxy that Wednesday night's Democratic debate, moderated by Univision's MarĂ­a Elena Salinas and Jorge Ramos, and the Washington Post's Karen Tumulty, was the dumbest debate that ever...
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Fox News Wondering If Maybe Hillary Knocked Chelsea Up For Political Reasons

Fox News's Eric Bolling squatted in his thinking spot, started making that familiar face somewhere between pleasure and agony, and pinched a Hot Take into his underpants about Hillary Clinton. Do you think maybe that shrill harpy Benghazi lady...

Mike Huckabee So Glad Clintons Didn’t Murder Him, Like How They Do

Ugh, Mike Huckabee. UGH. UGH!!! During the Republican debate Wednesday, that smirking fuckton of maggot-infested squirrel shit squeezed into a half-fuckton skin sack sharted one of his favorite lies, yet again, from the crusted butthole in his face where...
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Justice Department OK With Hillary Clinton Deleting Emails About How She Did Benghazi

Know all those emails where Hillary Clinton was like "Dear Bill and Chelsea: I JUST DID BENGHAZI," and "Sure, Meryl Streep, I am all the way down for brunch, but FIRST I HAVE TO DO BENGHAZI," and "Dear Huma...
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America’s Worst Lawyer, Larry Klayman, Suing Clintons Again, Totally Gonna Nail ‘Em Now!

At last, someone is brave enough to try, for the first hundredth time ever, to hold the Clintons accountable for being the Clintons. And surprise! It's the conservative group Freedom Watch, the brainfart of Larry Klayman, Esquire JD --...