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History's Greatest Monster, 2016 Edition

Wonder What Donald Trump And Clinton Conspiracy Loon Ed Klein Chatted About Over Lunch

So here's a thing that happened in Indianapolis Monday: Donald Trump had lunch with his now-exonerated Head Thug Corey Lewandowski, his social media director (and former golf caddie) Dan Scavino, and a dude who isn't officially part of the...

Would You Like Wonkette In Your Box Every Morning?

How long has it been since you examined your box? Do you like to examine it in the morning, when the sunlight hits it just right? When you examine your box, tell us, is Wonkette in it? Send a...
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

Democratic Debate Moderator Sleeping With Republican Benghazi Committee, We Guess

There is a general consensus emerging on every internet in the whole galaxy that Wednesday night's Democratic debate, moderated by Univision's María Elena Salinas and Jorge Ramos, and the Washington Post's Karen Tumulty, was the dumbest debate that ever...
Schemers.

Fox News Wondering If Maybe Hillary Knocked Chelsea Up For Political Reasons

Fox News's Eric Bolling squatted in his thinking spot, started making that familiar face somewhere between pleasure and agony, and pinched a Hot Take into his underpants about Hillary Clinton. Do you think maybe that shrill harpy Benghazi lady...

Mike Huckabee So Glad Clintons Didn’t Murder Him, Like How They Do

Ugh, Mike Huckabee. UGH. UGH!!! During the Republican debate Wednesday, that smirking fuckton of maggot-infested squirrel shit squeezed into a half-fuckton skin sack sharted one of his favorite lies, yet again, from the crusted butthole in his face where...
History's Greatest Monster, 2016 Edition

Justice Department OK With Hillary Clinton Deleting Emails About How She Did Benghazi

Know all those emails where Hillary Clinton was like "Dear Bill and Chelsea: I JUST DID BENGHAZI," and "Sure, Meryl Streep, I am all the way down for brunch, but FIRST I HAVE TO DO BENGHAZI," and "Dear Huma...
Actual pic of Larry Klayman

America’s Worst Lawyer, Larry Klayman, Suing Clintons Again, Totally Gonna Nail ‘Em Now!

At last, someone is brave enough to try, for the first hundredth time ever, to hold the Clintons accountable for being the Clintons. And surprise! It's the conservative group Freedom Watch, the brainfart of Larry Klayman, Esquire JD --...
She's all out of makeup, frankly.

2014: The Year Bristol Palin And Her Mom, Ol’ Whatsername, Made All Our Dreams Come True

There's this lady, Sarah Palin, you wouldn't know her. She flitted through the public consciousness for a hot minute in 2008, and then was never heard from again. Haha, spoiler alert, yes she was. We're sorry. But aside from...
Ha. Ha. Ha.

Chelsea Clinton Had A Baby, Whereabouts During Benghazi Unknown

Unto the child of Billary, a child was born. And the New York Post was ON IT, as only the Post can be: Bill and Hillary Clinton welcomed a brand new Democrat into the fold on Saturday — by sharing...

Barack Obama Gives Sweet Father’s Day Interview To World’s Best Interviewer … Jenna Bush

Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economyThere's been a lot of tsuris in the comments this week, because we have been ragging on Chelsea Clinton for being terrible at the job she apparently got...

Here Is Chelsea Clinton Earning Her $600K By Talking To A Gecko

In 2013, Chelsea Clinton made $600,000 by doing things like interviewing an imaginary gecko on NBC. Yes, you read that right; Chelsea Clinton earned $600,000 as a "special correspondent" for NBC News, and one of her journamalistical duties involved...

Were You Not Ready To Kill Yourself Yet This Morning?

Remember when we all liked Chelsea Clinton, because Rush Limbaugh was SUCH a PIECE OF SHIT to her little gangly pre-teen self? WHO DOES THAT? Hahaha, we just answered our own question: drug-addicted sociopaths do that, that is who!...

Jon Stewart Has Feelings About Lady Politicians And Their Hysterical Emotions (Video)

Jon Stewart gets at the very important issue of sexism in politics with "breaking news from the inside of another human being" -- that is, Chelsea Clinton's Politically Meaningful Baby, the grandchild that could make all the difference for...

Thank God Stephen Colbert Came Back From Vacation In Time To Talk About Hillary Scheduling Chelsea’s Baby

We breathed a sigh of relief when Jon Stewart returned from vacation to finally finally finally give the Bundy Ranch nonsense the tongue-lashing it deserved, and we're equally grateful that Stephen Colbert has finally returned to deal with the...

Deleted Comments Of The Day: Why So Skimmy, Wonkette?

Oh, gosh, kids, have we got a treat for you! Yesterday, we brought you the braindroppings of a Clinton conspiracy lackwit, Robert Morrow, who wants the world to know about the Clinton's secret shame: Chelsea is not Bill's daughter,...
No, no... I really don't think Hillary's a lesbian. I mean, I'd know, right?

Wingnut Can’t Wait For 2016 To Tell Everyone What A Lezzie Slut Hillary Is, And Bill Is Not Even Chelsea’s Dad Either

Some days the Wonkette tipline brings in an abundance of pure batshit craziness, but seldom does quite such a large helping of it arrive in a single dose like the incredibly long email we received over the weekend from...