Tag: chelsea clinton

Oh, Vogue. How is it that you can run a profile of a person we genuinely like -- or at least, who we think...

Everyone knows that Chelsea Clinton is the world's most boring human being -- though she did grow up to be quite a fetching member...

If you live in Kansas, Michigan, or Missouri, there is a primary in your state today! Why aren't you voting, right now? Is...

America's queen of hearts, Chelsea Clinton, got married today! It's about time, right? Bristol Palin will probably be on her third or fourth "old...

Remember Chelsea Clinton, the poor little rich girl who lived in the White House during our last era of Peace & Prosperity, when people...

Former president of fast food Bill Clinton is counting his calories again, because daughter Chelsea gave him "strict orders" to drop 15 pounds of...

How far we've come, as a nation! Only a few generations ago, Jews were not allowed to be famous politicians, and could not golf...

Love is in the air! Famous first daughter Chelsea Clinton is getting married to some guy she's shacked up with, in Manhattan. He's a...

Could this possibly be true? Famous MSNBC reporter David Shuster, who once boldly suggested that Hillary Clinton was a pimp who shopped around her...

Alright, so we caved. We were at Borders and noticed New Yorker film critic David Denby's new book, Snark, about how he hates bloggers,...

What is this "chairman's prerogative" John Kerry is invoking here? Gross.

A delightfully insane person has e-mailed us and approximately 400 other tip or info lines asking politely if he can be Senator from New...

John McCain's always had a hearty arsenal of "cocktail party jokes," including several about killing Iranian civilians with either bombs or exported American cancer,...

Check out the e-mail Hillary Clinton sent us this morning: "In May, Chelsea announced our 'Project T-Shirt' contest, and I never imagined we would...

Tomorrow is quittin' time for Hillary Clinton, so today she threw a big farewell bash for her 500-person staff at her Georgetown home, Whitehaven...

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