The Latest Gem From McCain’s Long History Of Horrifying ‘Wisecracks’
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008
John McCain’s always had a hearty arsenal of “cocktail party jokes,” including several about killing Iranian civilians with either bombs or exported American cancer, and another about Chelsea Clinton being ugly because her father is Janet Reno’s penis. These jokes, however, can’t shake a stick at the latest gem someone has unearthed from a 1986 copy of the Tucson Citizen, one that got him in a tit-bit of trouble at the time. After the jump: McCain’s crack about the gorilla who rapes and murders some gal in the street. MORE »
John McCain’s always had a hearty arsenal of “cocktail party jokes,” including several about killing Iranian civilians with either bombs or exported American cancer, and another about Chelsea Clinton being ugly because her father is Janet Reno’s penis. These jokes, however, can’t shake a stick at the latest gem someone has unearthed from a 1986 copy of the Tucson Citizen, one that got him in a tit-bit of trouble at the time. After the jump: McCain’s crack about the gorilla who rapes and murders some gal in the street. MORE »








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Tomorrow is quittin’ time for Hillary Clinton, so today she
Aww, poor old Hillary must be feeling the pressure a little bit, because she’s turning on the windshield wipers for the, what, third time? She cried again in a CNN interview today, this time while discussing her daughter. She says while crying that having Chelsea on the trail has been one of the “most incredibly gratifying experiences” of her life, and you know what? We’ll grant her that. But then…
Oh she’s just asking for it this time. This is our way of saying, “No.” [
Hillary Clinton is pimping out her daughter on Puerto Rico
Here is some video from last night’s Hillary Clinton rally at the University of Pennsylvania, including Stephanie Tubbs Jones getting fired up and having a verbal hernia. There’s a cappella and some cameraman giving Liz the middle finger. Then the Mayor of Philadelphia, Michael Nutter, says “MUST BE SOME VOTIN GETTIN READY TO HAPPEN UP IN HERE.” Then Chelsea comes on and says “my mom and my dad blah blah blah, I am the human in this family.” Then Bill Clinton lies, he lies a lot. You’ve never heard someone lie more in your life than you have Bill Clinton at a rally for his wife. But he sounds so nice, still. Then they play a song from the Ford commercials, the end.
Here’s Chelsea onstage with the cocksucker father of hers, Governor Ed “I Teach Here So Why Are You All Pretending To Be Excited About My Appearance” Rendell, and that black Philadelphia mayor who for some reason doesn’t support Obama. Ed Rendell says, “I’ll pass it over to Chelsea, who’s got some ’splainin’ to do.” Like Ricky Ricardo! But what does it mean? Maybe Chelsea will ‘Splain why all these people are here for Hillary when she’s already lost the election. Either way, the crowd goes wild. They are drooling like fools.