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Posts Tagged ‘cheapskates’

St. Paul Bars Too Cheap To Stay Open Late For Republican National Convention

Friday, August 8th, 2008

Prince is from Minneapolis, which is near St. PaulWell, this is a terrible disappointment. The City of St. Paul decided to charge bars $2500 for a license to stay open till 4 a.m. during the anxious, angry slog known as the Republican National Convention — an event to make a drinker out of anyone — not a single establishment has applied. A POX ON ALL THEIR HOUSES. MORE »


Corrections Regarding Big Beavers And The Mexican Language

Monday, April 7th, 2008

Signed, Cornelius PantsloadSeveral concerned readers have written to Wonkette pointing out a few errors in our unbiased, information-filled reporting surrounding Debbie Stabenow’s husband’s tragic hooker bust. In bringing this very important information to you, we failed to adequately acquaint ourselves with greater Detroit Metropolitan area roadways, for one, and then there is the little issue of “speaking Mexican.” MORE »