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Posts Tagged ‘charts’

RNC Outlines How It Will Attack Precious Barry

Monday, February 18th, 2008

This weekend, the Republican National Committee held its “winter retreat” in the woodlands of the Pacific coast, also known as Los Angeles’ Beverly Wilshire Hotel. Karl Rove was there, as was the guy who runs the RNC… [checks Wikipedia]… Robert Duncan. While they all agreed that Hillary Clinton would be easily beatable, because she’s a Rodham, they had fun devising “main strategic attacks” for a Barack Obama nomination. What five points did they outline in their Power Point presentation, and what does each mean? A Wonkette Chart(tm) explains all, after the jump. MORE »


Ohio Voters Poised To Crush Barack Obama’s Hope

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

Never underestimate a ClintonSmug Obamatards might think their guy is the president already, but a little somebody called “the state of Ohio” apparently has a different opinion. Hillary Clinton is ahead in three major polls. [Real Clear Politics]


Can’t We Just Find Some Hobo On the Street To Be President?

Monday, February 4th, 2008

What Hillary needs to win: less racism last month. What Barack needs to win: four extra days; more Clinton racism last month. [Pollster]


Which Candidate Will Give This Man a Medical Marijuana Cigarette?

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

can i smoke your pajamas?You may remember wheel-chaired muscular dystrophy patient Clayton Holton from that time he asked Mitt Romney to legalize medical pot, and Mitt Romney was all like, “This is me walking in the other direction now.” But Holton’s quest for legal pot doesn’t end there; he’s also been taped asking Hillary Clinton (”we’ll look into it, sweet cheeks”), John McCain (”I know what you want, and no”), Ron Paul (”BWAH bwah superhighway BWAH”) and others. Holton is part of Granite Staters, which advocates — here comes a shocker — legalizing medical marijuana. Their website gives grades to each candidate’s stance on the matter, which basically splits into Democrats getting A’s and Republicans F’s. We aren’t so sure about this report card, and its… its damn liberal grade inflations! So after the jump, a Wonkette chart wades through the Granite Staters’ easy grading. MORE »


Why Can’t These People Just Focus On the President’s Legislative Agenda?

Thursday, March 16th, 2006