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Hippies Beaten

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007

Out in rural North Carolina, life moves a little slower, and folks are a little more old fashioned. Yep, out in Buncombe County, things haven’t changed much since the days when America was charmed by the antics of the Mayberry Sheriff’s Department each week. So naturally when some hippies (probably city folk) decided to fly their American flag upside down, well, those small town cops moseyed over there to see what the fuss was about, then beat the shit out of them. MORE »