Tag: charlotte

Texas GOP Once Again Free To Fuck Houston In Ass, Now That TV Cameras Are Gone

BREAKING: Texas Republicans are some heartless sumbitches!
Naw, sugar cube, ah don't think there's any such drink as a Pink Russian

Eric Trump: That Boy Just Ain’t Right

A good source of foreign funding, spoiled.

North Carolina Republicans Will Stop Sniffing Around Your Junk Starting Tuesday

North Carolina's awful HB 2 law is set to be repealed Tuesday, but don't start cheering just yet.

Hey, All Y’all Who Whine That ‘All Lives Matter’: Tell It To This Little Black Girl

Nine-year-old Zianna Oliphant spoke unforgettable words to the Charlotte City Council. Will people listen?
The Thin Blue Line

Tulsa Cop *Might* Not Even Get Away With Murder!

Good lord, we're actually praising the justice system in Oklahoma. It may not become a habit.

Another Trump-Supporting Republican Explains Where Racism Comes From (Hint: Lazy Black People)

These people need to understand only Donald Trump gets to say racist stuff with impunity
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Wonkagenda: September 21, 2016

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North Carolina Gov. Pat McCrory Failing SO HARD Right Now, And It Is Hilarious

The fall-out from the hateful HB 2 law continues, and it is hilarious.
Mistakes were made

Donald Trump Regrets Offending You Or Whatever, He Can Be Preznit Nao?

Donald Trump regrets some things he said. What things? Things.
As for Ms. Sparkle, she's Twi-Curious

Wingnuts Worry Purple Unicorn Brainwashes Kids With LGBTQ Ideas Like ‘Acceptance’ And ‘Diversity’

It doesn't take much to send some conservatives into full Moral Panic mode.

Hey, Maybe Don’t Tell Gay Servers You Hope They Get Stoned (At Least Not With Rocks)

Haven't gotten enough Worst Customer stories in Off The Menu lately? We've got another one for you today. A server at Zada Jane's in Charlotte, North Carolina says an extremely standoffish table not only didn't leave her a tip, they...

North Carolina Governor Suffering Extreme Case Of Butthurt, Please Send Butt Medicine

North Carolina's Republican governor, Pat McCrory, is having a #sad right now. Everybody is being so mean and calling him a sister-honking redneck for signing his state's insane anti-LGBT law, and all on the same week Georgia's Republican governor...

North Carolina Republicans Pass Bill Telling Transgaysexuals To Eff Right Off

We have good news and bad news. Let's start with the bad news. (Shut up, that's how we do.) TheĀ super craptastic billĀ for which the North Carolina legislature held a special session, at an additional cost to taxpayers of $42,000...

North Carolina Drops $42K To Make Sure You Go Potty The Right Way

North Carolina is having A Emergency right now. What's the 411 on the 911? It's so bad, you're going to want to start getting your thoughts 'n' prayers ready to send ASAP: North Carolina lawmakers return to work in a...