Tag: charlie rangel

Remember When Donald Trump Thought Paula Deen Hurling N-Word Around Was No Biggie?

If Charlie Rangel could say 'cracker,' why can't white people say the N-word? TRUMP SENSED A DOUBLE STANDARD!
Gahhh! But not forgotten.

Everybody Hates Ted Cruz, Even New York City School Children

I believe the children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way ... Ted Cruz came to New York Wednesday talking about education, but he’s the one who got schooled. Show them all the beauty they possess...

House Republicans Having No Good Very Bad Day. Let’s Point And Laugh At Them!

It's hard out there for a Republican member of Congress right now, and not just because everyone in America, including their fellow Republicans, hates their maggot-infested guts. First, John Boehner tells his caucus he is sick of their bullshit,...

America Can Breathe Easy Now That Michele Bachmann Has Weighed In On The Border Crisis

As much as what they are saying is idiotic, we can sort of understand why politicians that reside near the southern border of these here United States would like to weigh in and talk tough about porous borders and...

Get Your Hot Fresh Electoral Primary Derp!

Thanks to Snipy staying up late so we could post the results of the one election yesterday that everyone was following (Mississippi: the Old Guy won, the other asshole lost), we are left with tidying up the electoral crumbs...

Unethical, Creaking Tax Cheat Charlie Rangel Cannot Understand Why Obama Won’t Endorse Him

New York Congressman Charlie Rangel loooves Barack Obama — puts him on mailers. Brags about that health care deedly-doo the two of them passed. Declares, proudly, that "Rangel’s got Obama’s back!” Now that he's facing a primary challenge today, though,...

Charlie Rangel Even Violated Ethics In How He Fought Ethics Violations

The Federal Election Commission is investigating a complaint that Rep. Charles Rangel improperly used his National Leadership PAC to fund his legal defense on ethics charges for which he was censured Thursday, The Post has learned. THIS is how you...

Julian Assange Terrorizes World With Consensual, Unprotected Sexytime

Remember when fragile Australian War Criminal Julian Assange allegedly raped two Swedish ladies? We confidently assumed these so-called ladies were actually just CIA drag queens causing mischief, but the Facts suggest otherwise: Julian Assange joyously finger-banged these two Swedes...

Rich People Officially Win Class War

The House is expected to vote today on extending tax cuts for the greediest 98 percent of Americans, "the middle-class" -- the war merchants, sweatshop owners and oil barons who have gang-raped all six continents while simultaneously ruining any...

CHARLIE RANGEL INNOCENT ON ALL CHARGES; Just Kidding, VERY GUILTY

A House ethics panel found senior Democratic lawmaker Charles Rangel violated House ethics rules, on 11 of the 13 counts lodged against him. The New York congressman wasn't in the hearing room when the announcement was made. Nooooooooo! The panel deadlocked...

Primary Season Ends With a Seven-State Primary Fiesta

Today marks the end of the terrible Primary Season, with seven states heading to the polls. Which primary will embarrass the Republican Establishment the most? In Delaware, normal Republican Congressman Mike Castle faces off with Teabagger lady Christine O'Donnell...

People Actually Showed Up To Charlie Rangel’s Sad Birthday Party Fundraiser

Charlie Rangel's birthday party was very inconvenient for state Democratic politicians. On the one hand, he is an utter disgrace slowly being brought down, at long last, by ethics charges. On the other hand, there were free "heaping plates...

Charlie Rangel Informs House He Is Going To Hang Around, In Long Speech About Himself

Charlie Rangel delivered a rambling speech for more than 30 minutes on the House floor today, and it turns out he doesn't like ethics violations, or being forced out because of them. "Somebody has to do more than wish...

SO CHARLIE RANGEL CAN RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW, AND HUNT MOOSLIMS AT GROUND ZERO? "The subcommittee that investigated Rep. Charles Rangel (D-N.Y.) has recommended that the embattled lawmaker face just a 'reprimand,' a mild form of punishment similar...

Charlie Rangel Has No Idea If He Has Reached a Deal On Ethics Violation Charges

WCBS in New York City reported this afternoon that Rep. Charlie Rangel has cut a deal to avoid going to trial on various charges of ethics violations. So did he? Charlie Rangel doesn't know. “I don’t know. I’ll tell...

Charlie Rangel Writes New Law To Get Rid of Luke Russert and Other Youth

Wait, is Luke Russert still hanging around the Capitol dressed in his suit? Isn't "bring your kids to work day" over? Well, Charlie Rangel is sick and tired of being harassed by our nation's unemployed youth. That's why Congressman...