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We already knew that the federal government was just the very most awfulest thing in the whole wide world, what with its elitist, know it all, better than us attitude, and taking away our guns and soda-pops and making us use free slut pills for our abortions every day, while giving all our tax moneys […]

DC’s Capital Bikeshare program, for which you pay a fee to join and then ride bikes to and from docking stations across the city, is a popular thing that keeps enlisting new members and expanding. Its success is leading other cities, such as New York, to start their own programs. Now, as an earth-destroying motorist, […]