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  the revulsion will be televised

Non-Elitist Washington Times Very Unhappy Government Elites Invented ‘Honey Boo Boo’

We already knew that the federal government was just the very most awfulest thing in the whole wide world, what with its elitist, know it all, better than us attitude, and taking away our guns and soda-pops and making us use free slut pills for our abortions every day, while giving all our tax moneys to poors who love being poor so much. But did you also know they love mind-fucking us through our teevees? Oh yes, it is true! We read so in The Washington Times. And we should be so insulted: America, if you want to know what the establishment media and the beneficent federal government think of you, tune your television sets in to “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” Um, Honey what now? We do sound terrible. Tell us, Charles Hurt, how are the government elites putting us down this way? And we are sure you will not be elitist at all in the telling. Read more on Non-Elitist Washington Times Very Unhappy Government Elites Invented ‘Honey Boo Boo’…
  sharing: the end of america

Moonie Times Columnist Has Many Nuanced, Reasonable Opinions About Bikesharing

DC’s Capital Bikeshare program, for which you pay a fee to join and then ride bikes to and from docking stations across the city, is a popular thing that keeps enlisting new members and expanding. Its success is leading other cities, such as New York, to start their own programs. Now, as an earth-destroying motorist, your Wonkette author basically hates bikers and runs them over at every opportunity. But it’s hard to deny the success of a successful program that most people like, right? And now we can really confirm the success of this program, because a Washington Times columnist has written a pathetic, desperate screed about how bikesharing is communist, and gay, and the downfall of the West, essentially. Read more on Moonie Times Columnist Has Many Nuanced, Reasonable Opinions About Bikesharing…