Tag: charles darwin

America's sweethearts

Great News, TLC’s Going To Let The Duggars Perv Up Our TV Screens Some More

Cool Story: After Josh Duggar admitted to fingerbanging his family back in the aughts; and after news came out that his parents did all they could to cover it up; and after TLC canceled the family's well-known reality show,...
A lot, actually

Ben Carson Pretty Darn Angry At Satan For Inventing Evolution

You may have noticed by now that, for a neurosurgeon, Ben Carson is a surprisingly unscientific guy. He was first-rate at cutting into brains and making repairs, but once you get him outside the operating theater, he comes off...
"learning" is fun!

Dumb Duggar Girl And Dumb Husband Explain Atheists Don’t Exist (Kind Of Like God)

There is something in Texas called the Institute for Creation Research, and one of the reality-TV-for-Christ girl Duggars took a field trip to it, with her husband. This is the same Duggar who field tripped to the Holocaust Memorial...
Up to no good, maybe or maybe not

Americans Still Hate Hillary Clinton Less Than Every GOP Candidate Alive

Remember how Hillary Clinton was finally vanquished and destroyed forever because of the latest whatevergate? Yeah, about that. CNN has a new poll with some bad news -- for Republicans: Hillary Clinton continues to be a dominant force heading into...

ISIS And American Red States Agree: People Aren’t Descended From Some Damn Monkey!

Ha ha ha, sometimes there are Serious News Headlines that just make a person fall into fits of LOL-giggles, and Talking Points Memo has served one up! We were just clicking through our Facebook, or maybe our news reader,...
Don't forget First Man and Coyote, either!

Creationists: Darwin Was Wrong And Unicorns Are Real

Delaware Gov. Jack Markell has declared Charles Darwin's birthday, Feb. 12, to be "Charles Darwin Day," and a bill has been introduced in the U.S. Congress to do the same. Not that the current House would pass it. But...
Megan Fox and reptilian overlord

Homeschool Mom Finds Liberal Bias At A Zoo. Also A Country Named ‘Zambibia.’

Fresh off her brilliant destruction of evolution at Chicago's Field Museum -- accomplished by calling science "stupid" and noting that nobody saw what happened 450 million years ago, so shut up -- homeschooling mom and amateur conservative skeptic Megan...
We have no context for this image. But Charles Darwin WILL learn you on this.

Sundays With The Christianists: Charles Darwin Was A Very Bad Man, A Very Bad Man Indeed

If it's Sunday, it must be time for another foray into the mind of Colorado radio man o' God and homeschooling big wheel Kevin Swanson, the genius who warns that the Girl Scouts are communist lesbians whose cookies fund...
In his natural habitat

George Will Wishes Government Would Just Leave Rapists Alone Already, Sheesh

You know who is The Worst? (For right now, anyway; as we type, some wingnut doucheweasel is trying his or her most bestest to win that coveted title.) George Will. George "Oh, I am so droll" Will. And he...
Just as Darwin Demanded

Duggars Did A Pretty Good Job Edumacatin’ Their Womb-Fruits, All Right

Reality Teevee show person Jessa Duggar went to the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum in Washington DC, and came away believing that Charles Darwin led directly to the Nazis' attempted extermination of European Jewry, which suggests that the museum's...

Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks For Homeschooled Flappers And Bootleggers

OK, this is the week we finally get to the flappers, you fappers. We've been spending a little extra time with our Christian textbooks' treatment of the 1920s, which turns out to be a fine decade for the authors...

Sundays With The Christianists: With This ‘World History’ Textbook, Your Homeschooled Babbies Will Not Evolve

It's time for another visit to the funhouse mirror held up to history by our 10th-grade textbook for homeschoolers, World History and Cultures In Christian Perspective. If the Church of Rome was the textbook's designated Big Bad for...