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Posts Tagged “change”

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Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!


This is Barack Obama's new ad for North Carolina, and it's about gas money. It's titled "Nothing's Changed." He discusses the Big Oil companies, concluding with "I won't let them block Change anymore." What's the deal here — are he and "Hope" breaking up or something? [YouTube]

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David Brooks Writes About Some Weird Obama Cancer

Here’s a fact: David Brooks wrote the worst column in American History this morning. Well, maybe of this week, or of this morning only. It was definitely the worst New York Times column he wrote today. It involves bird flu, or the measles, or some sort of viral “sensation” where Barack Obama is heroin and Hillary Clinton is the methadone clinic, and hippies are guided by invisible shark spirits. More »

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Bush: 'Change' Just Means They Like Me More

In an interview with NBC today, George W. Bush responded to all these candidates talking about Change, because what’s so bad with the way things are now? Of course it’s nothing, he says. It’s just something those politick-types like to say to win presidential elections and maybe get laid. More »

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Barack Obama Heckled by Fetus Lovers


Your Wonkette traveled to the mysterious ghost town of Rochester, NH, this afternoon to hear Barry Obama talk about Change. As you may know, Barack Obama is the candidate of Change, and some anti-abortion people interrupted the beginning of his Change speech to to heckle him for Changing living fetuses into trashcan filler. More »