Oh good gravy they are having the Fourth Ballot! It takes so long. “It’s time to vote,” the douche keeps saying — watch him say it, here on CSPAN! Something about changed proxy votes, maybe these people could get it together, and OH SHIT MIKE DUNCAN IS WITHDRAWING! So this should go to Steele, who will take his “Victory in Maryland” nationwide! MORE »

This is how far the Republican party has fallen: just a short time ago its leaders were a swaggering Texan who vowed to bomb the living shit out of any nation that dared to look at us sideways, and a vampirical warlock who practiced his dark arts from the basement of the Naval Observatory. Now the party has no leaders and they are scared witless by the innocuous and mild-mannered new DNC chairman. MORE »

KNOWN LIBERAL TEEVEE STATION ‘C-SPAN’ BARRED FROM GOP PROCEEDINGS: According to a well-placed secret source, the “RNC voted to close today’s discussion with the candidates vying to be their new chairman. No cameras allowed, so C-SPAN will not be able to cover.” The American people deserve to know what sordid pagan pansexual fisting orgies the Republicans engage in when they’re selecting their new chair. Now how will we ever know?