Tag: ceo pay

forget about it lou, i'm an oil man

Plastic Industry-Funded Study Shows Plastic Is Awesome For Planet, Wow!

Also, news about Marissa Mayer and Totino's pizza rolls! But not about Marissa Mayer eating Totino's pizza rolls, because she would never.
I say, if you'd just develop a work ethic young man, you could be rich. What ho, have a tuppence and don't spend it all at once.

Cartoon JPMorgan Plutocrat Says Let Them Eat iPhones

Jamie Dimon, the CEO of JPMorgan Chase (not a typo, actually), would like everyone to stop bitching about "income inequality," which is not a thing at all. The financier feels just as equal as anyone on his corporate jet,...

Swiss Communists Will Be Next To Kill Whitey, By Capping Executive Pay

For a long time now, we have been hearing that Obama is a European-style Socialist. For example: "There is a strong and legitimate interest in whether or not Obama is a Socialist," says this one dummy from Forbes. "Obama...

Hostess Executives Teach Us All A Little Lesson About Personal Responsibility

Today is really a red-letter day for corporate malfeasance and incompetence here at Wonkette, isn't it? It is! And such a day wouldn't be complete without a discussion of the Hostess CEO, whose corporate "maneuvers" might "deprive" workers of...

Walmart Wages Are No Problem, Says CEO of Walmart

You liberals, getting all excited about Walmart workers and their low wages. How typical. It's cool though, the Walmart CEO is here to helpfully explain to all of us why these low wages are really not a problem, nope, not...

CEO Pay Unnecessarily High, Say Commie Liberal Academics in Their ‘Study’

Citing a pressing need to siphon wealth from workers to Job Creators, corporations have embarked on a long con to convince us all that excessive CEO pay is absolutely necessary. After all, they must ensure that the Best and...

Study: CEOs and Incorporated Americans Sure Benefiting From Tax Code They Wrote

Look, you guys, the Romneys WANT to release more tax returns to you people, but if they do, guess what will happen? We can tell you EXACTLY what will happen: a think tank — maybe even a progressive one...