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Newt Gingrich Is All Out Of Whore Diamonds

We have had a lot of fun over the years pointing and laughing at Ol’ Yeller, Newt Gingrich. One of the things we have liked best is laughing about how very bad he is with money, because of how he is a common hustler who rips off everyone within a 26,000-mile radius. But today, Reuters points us to a tragic tale: not only is Newtypie’s campaign 80 trillion dollars in debt or whatever, but his personal fortune — his “empire” pulled in $110 million over the past decade — welp, that’s gone too and everyone is as bankrupt as Donald Trump. OH NOEZ! The Gingrich Group bankruptcy proceedings spotlight the remarkable reversal of fortune of the half-dozen organizations associated with Gingrich. The presidential contender recently ended his campaign $4.8 million in debt. A political nonprofit he headed, American Solutions for Winning the Future, which raised $52 million between its founding in 2007 and its dissolution last July, also ended in debt. That would buy so very many whore diamonds. Have these people no priorities? Let us read some more eye-goggling numbers please, Reuters, perhaps with a bonus aside about what a liar the entire right wing is about their stupid keening over NAZI SOSHULIST MANDATES! Read more on Newt Gingrich Is All Out Of Whore Diamonds…
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Magic Wizard Newt Gingrich Causes Everything He Touches To Go Bankrupt

Constipated space hippopotamus Newt Gingrich has perfected the alchemical formula for converting moral bankruptcy into actual bankruptcy, because of his five hundred PhDs: The health care think tank that Newt founded, the Center for Health Transformation, filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy Wednesday. This is similar to how Newt’s campaign is $1.5 million in debt, and also that other think tank that he ruined. Newt, the old smarty, has also crafted a formula to be able to blame not himself for the firm’s collapse: He made someone else take over the leadership responsibilities when he ran off to campaign for president of talking about leadership responsibilities, though the Associated Press notes that “financial disclosures show he’s still owed millions for his share of the business.” Newt Gingrich is better than the Queen of England at getting paid for doing nothing. Read more on Magic Wizard Newt Gingrich Causes Everything He Touches To Go Bankrupt…